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A Star is Porn
Season 4, Episode 3, Overall 33
The Redheaded Stepchild Movie
Written by Roger Black and Waco O'Guin
Directed by Brian Mainolfi
First Aired: December 16, 2022
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A Star is Porn is the third episode of Season 4 of Paradise PD. It is the 33rd episode overall.

Synopsis[]

AFKAK becomes a famous pornstar because of his grotesquely mutilated penis. Randall tries to impress his baby son by becoming the leader of a children's band and ends up getting arrested for pedophilia.

Plot[]

AFKAK sits on the couch and cries his eyes out like the pathetic little incel he is. Randall enters and complains to AFKAK, saying that's bad enough that he's living with them again but what's even worse is that AFKAK keeps on watching Pornhub and publicly jerking off in the living room right in front of his grandmother. AFKAK says that ever since Gina left, porn is really all he has anymore. AFKAK has apparently watched every single video on Pornhub (even the animated parodies of children's cartoons). Just then, he notices a recent upload of a new Pornhub video that he just has to get into. When he watches the last video, he's surprised to see that it stars none other than Gina Jabowski, herself, much to both of their surprise. AFKAK tracks down the origin of the Pornhub video and goes down to the studio where they shot it to see Gina again. He leaves the house, dragging the couch behind him, as it's been superglued to his ass with an entire website's worth of dry cum.

Karen and Baby Kevin sit on the exact same couch that AFKAK drenched with his jizz just a few minutes ago and happily clap their hands as they watch the popular Australian children's band, The Jiggles on TV, singing their classic hit tune, "Baked Potato", sharing a wonderful mommy and baby moment together. Randall comes in, mad as Hell, and beats the TV to death with a baseball bad, cussing out The Jiggles and their fucking baked potatoes. Karen yells at Randall since The Jiggles are Baby Kevin's favorite band but Randall calls them and their music horseshit. Baby Kevin contradicts him and says that The Jiggles wrote the most life-changing anthem of all time, "Beep Beep Vroom Vroom Big Red Bus", a song that an old man like him would never understand. Randall claims that he knows The Jiggles and their music way better than Baby Kevin does, since he not only knows it, he's lived it. Randall tells the family a dark secret about his past that he's never told anyone before. He used to be a founding member of The Jiggles before they kicked him out before they hit it big, explaining why he currently hates them so much. Baby Kevin doesn't believe a word of Randall's crap, thinking an old git like him would have never been a Jiggle. Randall shows him a picture of him way back in the early 80's as one of The Jiggles. Baby Kevin eats his words and tells Randall that he'd be his hero if he introduced him to his heroes. Randall seems hesitant to see them again and makes up the excuse that they're probably halfway across the world at this point. Karen finds out with a quick Google search that they're actually in Illinois right now and they're gunna be playing tonight in Diamond City. Randall comments on how convenient this is, story wise but has to be a man of his word and take Baby Kevin to see them. Baby Kevin asks Randall why they kicked him out of the band and Randall says that it was just because of creative differences and they didn't like how his songs were too good.

A flashback to the fateful incident, where Randall got kicked out of The Jiggles commences. We see Randall joining hands with The Jiggles in prayer before the show, praying to Australian Jesus. Before the show, Randall also has Steve the Squid inject some cocaine straight into his dick to get him pumped up for the show. The band goes on stage to perform "Baked Potato" to a live audience of a bunch of kids and Randall starts to go insane. The environment around him slows down to a creepish yield, it appears as if time is melting away, and the loud noises of the room fall deafeningly silent. Scared out of his wits, Randall sweats buckets and his eyes start to spin. Randall finally snaps and goes completely batshit crazy on stage. He kicks over the dinosaur girl and bites the face off of the Purple Jiggle, causing the children of the audience to scream in absolute terror. Randall wears the bloody dismembered face of his victim as a mask and calls out his allegiant to Satan as he pulls his pants down and squeezes a bunch of shit out of his naked asshole, straight into the face of the dinosaur girl.

One lovely day on the playgrounds of Paradise Daycare, Junior, Jerry, and Dobby all run around and play tag together. When Bullet comes by to pick up his kid, Junior tags Dobby and the latter hisses like a lizard and spits some gross purple acid on his face, making him plotz on the ground and have a seizure. Robby and Delbert come up and tell Dobby not to spray neurotoxin on his friends like that and Bullet is naturally freaked out by this. Robby and Delbert assure Bullet that his child is gunna be fine unless his skin starts to bubble. In that case, Junior will die and turn into a zombified freak and they're gunna need to bury Junior's body next to a church. Bullet forbids Junior to hang out with Dobby anymore and that includes Jerry, who vomits up his teacher there. Frank runs up and gets mad at Bullet for insulting his baby like that, especially considering his child is a freak of nature, born of sex with a dolphin. Bullet points out Frank's hypocrisy and how he fucked the same dolphin but Frank justifies that in his case, it's okay since the dolphin was his biological mother. Nevertheless, all three of the parental groups forbid their respective kids from seeing each other. Dobby is so sad about being separated from his friends, he cusses in Dobaneese and Robby profanely accuses Bullet and Frank's kids of teaching him said language.

At Paradise City Hall, Anton comes in with some splendid news for Karen. Although things didn't work out with Elon Musk, he still landed several interviews with other CEOs and billionaires to all come down to city hall and be interviewed for making Paradise the new place to build their new headquarters. The first of the billionaires is the creepy, dead-eyed zombie, Mark Zuckerberg, who just sits there and stares blankly into Karen's face. All he says the whole interview is "Higher Hair", leading Karen to believe that he wants her to cut his hair. Confused backwards, Karen reluctantly goes over there and does this, raising Mark Zuckerberg's hairline so high that he looks like a balding middle-aged man. During the interview, Thester Carbomb IV comes up to Anton and requests a meeting with Karen but is rejected, since Karen is already swamped with several meetings today. After her meeting with Mark Zuckerberg comes to an end, Karen tells Anton that she couldn't land him to franchise in Paradise but she did somehow wind up becoming his on-call barber. Just then, she immediately gets a phone call from him, asking for another raise to his hairline.

Randall takes Baby Kevin down to Diamond City, specifically to Diamond City Suites, where The Jiggles are staying. Randall leaves the baby in the car and puts up a cardboard sign on the windshield that says "Baby is Indestructable, Window is Not. Don't be an Asshole." [sic] Baby Kevin asks him if they're even gunna let him in to see them and Randall assures him that he has a plan.

Randall's plan appears to be to disguise himself as an ugly hooker, who gets escorted in by Bloodknife to fuck The Jiggles. However, Randall comes in right after that to prove that he's a different person. Randall's real plan is to re-introduce himself to The Jiggles and hope they'll forgive him. They do not. Yellow Jiggle heats up a potato in the fireplace to 1000 degrees and drops it down his pants, burning his dick to a scolding hot mess.

AFKAK goes down to Discreet Porn Studio, where he sees Gina finishing getting fucked by a bunch of men for her porn video. AFKAK isn't even mad to see his fiancee get banged by four different men who pack more heat than him. Instead he's just happy to see her again. AFKAK goes up to Gina and talks to her, only to find out she's not Gina but instead, just a random pornstar, who looks like her, thanks to using a bunch of makeup. In fact, she's not even a real person, but a burlap sack full of rats. As disappointed as he is, AFKAK has to say that the makeup artist on the film deserves an award. Just then, one of the directors on the set mistakes him for one of the porn actors and brings him up to the set of their lastest film, Unwanted Redhead Stepchild Bangs Milf Stepmom Hot Titties Must Watch. In the film, AFKAK is instructed to read the cue cards and go along with the plot. The plot being that a big-titted milf is stuck in the washing machine, thanks to her big tits and her stepchild's pants fall down so that he can fuck her before the dad arrives. When a guy in a greenscreen morph suit pulls down AFKAK's pants, he reveals his fucked-up cock to the entire porn studio, leaving all of the directors and even on-set actors in complete and utter shock and appalment. Everyone starts laughing at AFKAK's cock except for the porn director, who is instead, absolutely amazed by its hideous beauty. The porn director believes AFKAK's dick to be a one-of-a-kind work of art and asks AFKAK to become a star in his other porn movies. AFKAK obliges, really having nothing better to do since his little break in the Gina case turned out to be a bust. The porn director tells all of his workers to take five and they all turn into burlap sacks full of rats.

At the crackhouse, Dobby sits in his room and sadly draws a picture of himself and his friends, Junior, and Jerry, who he'll never see again. Just then, a rock is thrown through his open window, which hits him in the head. He goes out there to see Junior and Jerry, waving to him. Dobby crawls out and talks with his friends. They all talk in their various little noise languages and supposedly plan to flee town. Mark Zuckerberg randomly shows up and scares the three of them away.

Randall comes into The Brozone Lair to tell the brozonites that because they all have a bunch of free time, they should all form a children's band and become even more popular than The Jigglers to get revenge on them. Fitz is disinterested, as he's too busy watching the recently released porn video of AFKAK and his milf mommy. Dusty vows to be the loveable diva of the group and demands Hopson give him an espresso, making Hopson wake up from his nap and scream out that Twatemala was Dobby the whole time. Randall already booked his band's first gig as the opening act for the animatronic band at Possum Pizza. Fitz doesn't believe this plan is practical and Dusty says that as unorthodox as it is, at least it makes more sense than the time he became a famous artist and shit all over the walls. Fitz tells him that this never happened and Dusty remembers that this won't happen until two episodes from now. (Spoiler Alert) Randall claims that he's already got a whole bunch of stuff about the band worked out and that the gimmick of their band is that they'll all play fiddles.

Randall and his new band goes up on stage for their first performance, being introduced by Ted, who is kind of put off to see that their name is "The Kiddie Fiddlers". Fitz claims that this name sounds a little creepy, especially since, on account of them forgetting to bring the fiddles, there isn't much context to sustain the non-sexual entendre of this innuendo. Randall believes that the kids are going to forget all about this, when they hear his beautiful little children's song about a shy bear getting honey from a beehive. The song is called "Yummy Little Bee Hole" and it's just about as gross and disturbing as it sounds. The lyrics of the song are "I wanna stick my finger in that yummy little bee hole. Well, it's a secret that I keep from other people. Wait, my finger, it won't fit. Guess I'll stick my tongue in it." followed by slurping and licking noises. The Kiddie Fiddlers sing this song and get promptly arrested and thrown in jail. Randall questions how they could have been arrested if the town no longer has a police force and Fitz, not having any time to ponder the illogical, yells at Randall for his creepy children's music. Fitz notes how nobody refers to beehives as "bee holes". Randall thinks his songs are completely innocent, such as the song about cheering up a little shellfish girl going through chemotherapy but Fitz finds it disturbing that the title of the song is "I Wanna Play With That Hairless Little Clam". This song is not actually sung, so the depths of the disgustingness of these lyrics are left up to anyone's imagination. Randall still refuses to admit that his songs are the problem, instead blaming it on the audience. He asks a sleeping Hopson for confirmation and Hopson awakens to yell out that a polyp has taken over Chief's body. When they get out of jail, Randall plans on getting a change of venue. Dusty, being the dive he is, complains that he didn't get the m&ms backstage, like his writer requested. Luckily, he brought the actual Green M&M character, herself, into the prison cell with him and eats her alive, killing her.

Karen interviews Michael Lindell and hopes to get him to franchise MyPillow to Paradise. Michael Lindell treats his own pillow he has with him as a living human being and expects Karen to play along with it, which she hesitantly does, kind of put off by his unorthodox behavior. Karen tries to kindly ignore Michael insulting her face and blurting out how he smoked crack once (and blaming his pillow for making him do so) and acts nice toward him, offering to fluff both him and his pillow if they franchise in Paradise. Michael Lindell thinks that Karen is a sick fuck for offering this and he leaves with his pillow to go jerk off in his mother's coffin. This is followed by an ad for MyPillow, telling the audience of Paradise Party Dudes to by one for themselves and fuck it in their mothers' coffins. Meanwhile, outside, Thester tries to get Karen's attention but Anton asphyxiates him with a plastic bag.

Robby and Delbert watch Unwanted Redhead Stepchild Bangs Milf Stepmom Hot Titties Must Watch on TV at the crackhouse when all of a sudden, Frank Flipperfist kicks the door in and walks into their home pissed off. He is followed by Bullet, who explains that their children are missing and they think they might be at the crackhouse with Robby and Delbert. They all go up to Dobby's room to look for them but can't find him either. Robby and Delbert discover a note that Dobby left behind that, when translated into English, reads Dobby's announcement that he left with Junior and Jerry. The parents all freak out when hearing that their kids ran away and have no idea what to do.

AFKAK goes to the set to star in his first professional porn film and asks when the girls are gunna get here. The porn directors tells him there will be no sex, since his penis is too beautiful of a work of art to be shoved up somebody's anus. This porno will be more of a showoff of his gorgeously disfigured cock. AFKAK is disappointed by this but goes with it anyway.

The porn video later premieres in a theater, where AFKAK sits nervously in the audience, not knowing what to do. The porn director comes up and announces how this film is the most important piece of cinematic art from any generation and then presents to all of them, "The Abomination: A Scream From the Void", a weird black and white noir film that showcases AFKAK's fucked up penis. The audience sits in shock at first but then they all get up and start clapping and cheering. AFKAK is delighted to see such a reception and tells the porn director how happy he is that they like his penis. However, the porn director looks at him funny and asks who the hell he is, not even remembering anything about him from five seconds ago.

Dobby, Junior, and Jerry walk around in the woods and have lots of fun together, finding themselves, just having a good time as friends. Meanwhile, Camaro Bob drives his Camaro, picking up his friend, TransAm Terry from prison, after his 20-year sentence for killing a group of kids in the woods finally comes to an end. TransAm Terry says that there's just something about a group of kids coming of age in the woods that really sets him off. Just then, he sees Dobby, Junior, and Jerry in the woods and gets irrationally pissed off. He busts out of the car and threatens to kill the three kids for coming of age in the woods.

Randall, Fitz, and Hopson wait around for Dusty to show up to band practice and express frustration over him being a full 10 hours late. Hopson tells Randall that he knows how the play the "rusty trombone". Randall thinks this is sexual innuendo until Hopson shows him that he actually meant a real rusty trombone. Hopson says that the fella at the music story gave it to him ... as paymet for eating his ass, while jerking him off. He then tells the audience "You just got Hopsoned!" and then plays the rusty trombone the same way he usually plays his slide whistle. Fitz demands that Randall write some non-creepy kids songs and Randall says that he came up with one about a clumsy juggler and his fickle fans called "When Your Balls Drop", where the lyrics are "I love you now but I won't when your balls drop! My interest will end when your balls descend! You'll be dead to me, when your balls drop! Yes, when those balls hit the floor I won't (plop, plop) love you no more!" so it basically just sounds like a song about a pedophile telling a kid that he'll stop loving him when he hits puberty and goes through testicular descent. This leads Fitz to rhetorically ask if he's trying to get put on a list. Just then, Randall gets a call, telling him that he had booked The Kiddie Fiddlers a gig at "Philadelphia Fest". At long last, Dusty finally comes in with his new girlfriend, Yoko Ono, who screeches an ear-grating tune that she dares pass off as a song.

The AVN Awards take place and a hot pornstar comes out to present the next statuette for "Weirdest Dick". Although there's tons of laudable competition, the winner is AFKAK Crawford. AFKAK is overjoyed to win the award and claims that it was an honor just to be nominated alongside such other weird-dicked freaks like Freddy Fork-Phallus, Carl Corkscrew-Cock, and Ethan Hawke. After he accepts his award, the pornstar pulls AFKAK aside and asks if she can shoot a sex scene with him as she's got a real fetish for ungodly penises. AFKAK is flustered silly and asks his director if he can have sex with her but the pornstar refuses since he does not want his artsy penis to be tainted by the human vagina. AFKAK begs and pleads, saying that he's already shot 70 films and he can't even cash any of his checks, since they're all legally made out to his dick. The porn director gives in and allows AFKAK one sex scene, so long as he signs a contract that stipulates that AFKAK's penis legally belongs to him and will be buried with him when he dies. AFKAK finds this completely fair and signs off on it. Meanwhile onstage, a make-up artist wins an award for her work in putting makeup on bags of rats to make them look like hot people. She learned this from her English teacher, Mr. Tumey, who is currently in prison.

Karen interviews Jeff Bezos to get Amazon franchised in Paradise but she mistakes him for Lex Luthor because of his appearance, villainous personality, and explicit mention of world domination, enslaving his workers and defeating Superman. Jeff Bezos tells her who he really is and she agrees to hire him since she loves Bosch. Unfortunately, he gets killed on the spot by Superman, who shoots him to death with his laser eyes and then flies away, smashing a hole in the wall. Thester climbs up and asks Karen if her meetings are over and she finally gives in and humors him and his stupid little meeting. Karen recognizes Thester and Fitz's incompetent psychologist from when he still worked for The Legion of Dooooom and Thester assures her that he can be incompetent at lots of things, such as his current job as the representative of Charles Lovely, the CEO of the multi-billion dollar company, Lovely Corp. Thester lets Karen know that Charles is ready and willing to move his company to Paradise and all he needs now is permission. Karen is delightfully surprised to hear this news and asks when she's gunna get the chance to meet him in person. Charles Lovely shows up, sitting in the chair, and bluntly introduces himself, having not made a single noise coming in. This scares the living daylights out of Karen. Charles Lovely's presence kills a plant in Karen's office but she doesn't care since that plant was a c---.

Bullet, Frank, Robby, and Delbert walks the train tracks through the woods late at night to search for their missing kids. Frank asks Bullet why he isn't using his nose to sniff them out and Bullet says that on account of all the cocaine he's done over the years, he can't smell a damn thing anymore. Robby and Delbert recall how as kids, they ran away back in 1986, along with Mouth from The Goonies, Jerry O'Connell, and that boy from Star Trek who got a leech on his pecker. Apparently, Robby and Delbert's presence on that journey was so that they could fuck the dead body they were looking for.

AFKAK prepares for his porn scene in the dressing room. The pornstar comes in and gives AFKAK a bouquet of roses. She also notes that she has a weird-shaped vagina herself, so weird, in fact, that she needs to use the Waze app just to put in a tampon. AFKAK gets his costume on to get ready for the scene and a bee on the bouquet of roses gets frightened by his dick and then stings it.

On the set of the porn video, "Wankenstein", AFKAK comes out to have sex with the pornstar but thanks to the dick-stinging bee, his penis has now been deformed and is swollen to a massive 6-inch schlong that glistens in the light, shimmering with glory. The pornstar is appalled and repulsed by AFKAK's new dick and refuses to go forward with the sex scene, leaving him alone on set. The porn director comes up and grovels in pain and misery at the destruction of AFKAK's penis and then immolates and defenestrates himself. AFKAK looks on the bright side, which is that he at least has a thick beautiful cock. However, his cock then deflates and goes back to its normal limp and disgusting self again.

The Kiddie Fiddlers go up on stage at "Philadelphia Fest" and start singing their songs to a massive audience. Fitz is still very disturbed by the content of some of their songs but Randall makes him go along with it anyway. Their first song is about Randall and his puppet named Jack. However, Randall forgot the puppet so he just sings the song without it. The song is called "Jack & Me" and it sounds like a song about handjobs. Their next song is about a kid helping out his dad with odd jobs around the house called "Where's My Handy Little Boy?", which also sounds like a song about handjobs. Finally, their big finish is a song about growing up called "There's a Man Inside of You", which just sounds like child molestation. It sounds even worse with the lyric at the end mentioning "When I was as old as you, there was a man inside me too.", making the band just sound like a bunch of intergenerationally abused pedophiles. When the lights go up at the end of the show, they see a crowd of nothing but creepy middle-aged adult men cheering for them. These men all turn out to be pedophiles, who love their songs for their sexual double entendres. Fitz points out that Randall isn't at "Philadelphia Fest", he's actually at Pedophilia Fest and Randall finds out he's been mixing up the two words his whole life, explaining why the guy at the deli looks at him funny when he asks for Pedophilia cream cheese. Randall admits that his songs actually do suck. However, he's delighted to see Baby Kevin in the audience, supporting him and calling him a hero. Baby Kevin liking his music is all that matters to Randall. Just then, Randall realizes that Baby Kevin, as the only kid there, is about to get molested by a bunch of pedophiles, so he grabs him and runs off with him to save him. On their way out, Randall passes by R. Kelly, who insists that he's only there because his MyPillow forced him to come.

Dobby, Jerry, and Junior are all being cornered by the lake by TransAm Terry, who's ready to shank them all to death with his pocketknife. Fortunately, the boys all save themselves and stop TramsAm Terry on their own. Junior bites his dick off, Jerry bites his arm off, and Dobby bites his face off. TransAm Terry is fuming with rage but then looks at the three boys who just mutilated him and notices that they all look a lot more mature. He comes to the realization that they came of age because of him. He was the adversity they had to overcome in order to do the one thing he tried to stop them from doing. TransAm Terry freaks out and has an identity crisis and Camaro Bob takes him back home, leaving the three boys unhurt and now more developed as characters. Bullet, Frank, Robby, and Delbert are all shown, watching the entire scenario from a cliff above. The four of them decide that their kids are all a great group of friends and they shouldn't be trying to separate them after all. Robby also points out that they probably should have saved their kids from TransAm Terry when they found them in danger 20 minutes ago but Bullet thinks that doing so would be crazy, since he had a knife.

A future version of Dobby narrates his closing statements about the time he and his friends came of age in the woods and recaps what he and his friends did now that they were all older. Junior became an astronaut and the first dolphin-dog to die in space from a heroin overdose. Jerry tried several times to get into the army but his weird, fucked-up face, fins, and blowhole kept him out. Fortunately, he moved to Kentucky and became the senate majority leader. Lastly, Dobby, himself became a writer, hence this entire story he's typing up on his laptop. A full-grown adult Dobby is shown, years in the future, typing up this whole story in Dobanese, his kids come up and ask him if they can finally go to the pool and Dobby screamed and cusses at them to get the fuck out of his office.

Characters[]

Major Roles[]

Minor Roles[]

Songs[]

Trivia[]

  • The title is a pun on the phrase, "A Star is Born".
  • Randall used to be one of the original members of the Australian children's band, The Jiggles.
  • The names "B. Mainolfi" and "G. Fuentes" show up on the clapper for Unwanted Redhead Stepchild. This is a reference to show directors, Brian Mainolfi and Gerardo Fuentes.
  • AFKAK's penis has a knuckle.
  • Gina Jabowski does not appear in this episode. Although a pornstar does wear makeup to look exactly like her.

Continuity[]

Cultural References[]

  • AFKAK watches every video on Pornhub.
  • AFKAK watches pornographic parodies of cartoons;
    • Tugrats - Rugrats
    • Powerbuff Girls - The Powerpuff Girls
    • Darkwing Cuck - Darkwing Duck
    • The Fairly OddParents: Lust for Big Black Cock - The Fairly OddParents.
  • The Jiggles are a parody on The Wiggles.
    • The song "Baked Potato" is a parody on "Hot Potato".
    • Steve the Squid is a parody on Henry the Octopus.
    • An unnamed triceratops girl is a parody on Dorothy the Dinosaur.
  • Renzo and Fichael from Farzar appear on a poster for a pornographic parody of the episode "War & Peace" called "War and Piece of Ass".
  • Randall's sideplot of making songs that all sound dirty is similar to the plot of the Brickleberry episode, "Write 'Em Cowboy".
  • Dobby, Jerry, and Junior's sideplot, where they come of age in the woods is a parody of "Stand By Me".
    • Robby and Delbert directly reference this, when they remember how they ran away from home back in 1986 with the cast of the movie, although the cast is all mentioned as different characters played by the same actors;
      • Teddy Duchamp is referred to as "Clarke Deveraux (AKA 'Mouth' from The Goonies", since both characters were played by Corey Feldman.
      • Vern Tessio is referred to as "Fat Jerry O'Connell", since his actor, Jerry O'Connell was very fat, back when he was a child, playing this role.
      • Gordie Lachance is referred to as "That Kid from Star Trek", due to him being played by Wil Wheaton, who also played Wesley Crusher on Star Trek.
  • Ethawk Hawke being one of the nominees for "Weirdest Dick" might not be aleatory, since it could be a reference to an off-color remark he made out his penis in a 2014 interview, where he likened it to The Great Wall of China, in that it's "not as great as people describe it". [1]
  • Wankenstein is a pornographic parody of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, although they erroneously refer to the unnamed monster as "Frankenstein", when this was actually the name of the scientist who created him.

Errors[]

  • On Randall's cardbord sign, "Indestructible" is misspelled as "Indestructable".

Gallery[]

See: A Star is Porn/Gallery

See Also[]

Episodes

Season 1

Welcome to Paradise • Ass on the Line • Black & Blue • Karla • Dungeons & Dragnet • Meet the Jabowskis • Police Academy • Task Force • Parent Trap • Christmas in Paradise

Season 2

Paradise Found • Big Ball Energy • Tucker Carlson is a Huge D**k • Who Ate Wally's Waffles? • The Father, The Son, and The Post-It Note • Flip the Vote • Paradise PD Meets Brickleberry • Operation DD

Season 3

Fallout • Top Cops • Ice Ice Babies • Trigger Warnings • Showdown at the O-bese Corral • How the Cookie Crumbles • Blind Drunk • Blimp City • The World According to LARP • Fetal Attraction • What Happens in Twatemala • PARAD-ISIS

Season 4

The Brozone Lair • Diddy's Home • A Star is Porn • Good Jeans • The Shartist • The Butt Cut • Boat! • King of the Norf • Sack to the Future • The Eternal Reckoning

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