Bad Guys Don't Have to be Bad at Being Guys is a song sung by The Legion of Dooooom in the episode "Operation DD". The song is an anti-rape song sung in response to Hopson and Gina's, "Sexual Harassment Training" to teach them that despite being villains, even they have standards and would never sexually harass anyone.
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Frank: You may think that we are monsters,
And yes, that may be true,
But one thing we believe in,
Is #MeToo.
Russian Mobster: One, two, three, four!
Frank: Bad guys don't have to be bad at being guys.
Bad guys don't have to be bad at being guys.
I might kidnap a baby and cut off its ear,
But I'd never ever snap his mother's brassiere.
Russian Mobster: I may kill a hundred cops with a bullet barrage,
But I'll never give a female an unwanted massage.
Edna: I'll chop up a victim until he is dead,
But I won't tell a co-worker my twat needs to be fed.
Frank (Speaking): You said that to me this morning!
All: Bad guys don't have to be bad at being guys.
Bad guys don't have to be bad at being guys.
Thester: I may have sex with my taxidermy nana ...
Thester (Speaking): ... The song is over, isn't it? ... Okay, let's just ... put a pin in that.
Trivia[]
- This is the third song about sexual harassment in the series, following "Everyone You Know is a Molester" and "Sexual Harassment Training".
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