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Balldo

The Balldo is an explicitly testicular dildo, used by people (straight women and LGBT men) who want to simulate testicle related sex. It appeared in "Big Ball Energy".

Biography[]

In "Big Ball Energy", Randall discovered a balldo in Karen's nightstand drawer and had no idea what it was. Hopson explained to him what it was and said that after Randall's testicles were destroyed by Kevin, Karen had been using for sexual pleasure. Randall was surprised to hear this, especially since Karen swore to him before she didn't mind his lack of testicles during sex. As Randall started piecing together all of Karen's lies, Hopson took the balldo and started playing with it, himself and eventually ended up shoving it up his ass.

Later, at Paradise Hospital, Dr. Funtlichter told Randall that he uses what are known as "celebrity balldos" on himself, which are balldos that resemble the testicles of famous celebrties. In his case, he owns balldos for Don Lemon and Ice-T. Sometimes he puts them together and uses them both on himself for a form of sexual pleasure he likes to call "The Arnold Ball-mer", which is a take on how iced tea and lemonade mixed together makes a drink called an Arnold Palmer.

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