Boat!

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Boat!
Season 4, Episode 7, Overall 37
Written by Roger Black and Waco O'Guin
Directed by Beth Wollman
First Aired: December 16, 2022
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Boat! is the seventh episode of Season 4 of Paradise PD and the 37th episode, overall.

Synopsis

Charles Lovely buys Paradise for $10,000,000 and Randall wastes it all on a boat. The Brozone Lair gets converted into a sales office for Lovely Corp. The party dudes compete for the most sales, so they can win a six slice toaster.

Plot

TBA

Characters

Major Roles

• AFKAK Crawford
• Randall Crawford
• Bullet
• Dusty Marlow
• Gerald Fitzgerald
• Stanley Hopson
• Thester Carbomb IV
• Robby
• Delbert
• Dobby
• Vlad
• Camaro Bob

Minor Roles

• Karen Crawford
• Baby Kevin
• Fred
• Snuggle Me Lovely Doll
• Bloodknife
• Christopher Cumbus
• Houndstooth Meth Salesman
• Abusive Wife
• Governor's Son
• Dobby's Teacher
• Randy Savage
• Charles Lovely (Cameo)
• Miss Whiskers (Cameo)
• Bill Clinton (Cameo)
• Zyrtec (Cameo)
• Agent Clappers (Cameo)
• Tilda Swinton (Cameo)
• Flobby (Hallucination)
• Belzert (Hallucination)
• Dr. Funtlichter (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• David Lee Roth (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• Calvin (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• Hobo Cop (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• Frank Flipperfist (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• Jerry Flipperfist (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• Cal Fullerton (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• Norf (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• Zobo (Non-Speaking Cameo; Hallucination)
• Dolphin Queen (Mentioned)
• Mrs. Horn (Name Printed)

Songs

• I Got the Coolest Boat in Town
• Fuck Boat

Trivia

• Lovely Corp converts The Brozone Lair into a sales office for their products.
• Thester likes to raise and smother lemurs.
• Dusty's friends call him "Dr. Brodown McCools".
  • Surprisingly, Dusty is revealed to be good friends with the biker gangster, Bloodknife, with whom he commits hate crimes against Mayans.
• Thester is illiterate and never learned how to read or write.
• Robby and Delbert get checks from the government to homeschool Dobby.
• Robby's brain is deteriorating, thanks to his many years of huffing gasoline.
• The old police hotline is still active, despite Paradise Police Department being abolished and it still receives calls regularly, from people who don't know about the company's termination.
• Vlad's song "Fuck Boat" is currently number one in the country.
• Thester took a citizenship test from Robby, and now believes that America's first president was a bus full of jizz named Christopher Cumbus.
• Robby placed $5 on a bet that Bullet would die of a drug overdose.
• Robby needs hearing aids.
• Robby thinks that several animals are actually horses.
  • Elephants are fat horses.
  • Dolphins are water horses.
  • Porcupines are pointy horses.
  • Bananas are potassium horses.
• AFKAK also refers to dolphins as "Water Horses".
• There is a resistance of people outside of town, who are plotting to take down Lovely Corp.
• This episode surpasses Brickleberry in longevity with 37 episodes.
• Gina Jabowski does not appear in this episode.

Continuity

• This episode starts with a "Previously on Paradise PD" segment, which shows perverted things Stanley Hopson did in previous episodes;
  • Motorboating his own buttcheecks from "The World According to LARP".
  • Doing his Splooge McDuck cutaway gag from "How the Cookie Crumbles".
  • Farting in Randall's face from "The World According to LARP".
• Randall explains that what really happened is that Charles Lovely bought the town of Paradise, constructed a border wall around it, and banished AFKAK Crawford from it.
• Bullet, Fitz, and Dusty watch AFKAK's porno from "A Star is Porn".
• Dusty justifies his character development into an asshole as the result of him getting falsely arrested for killing Santa Claus in "Christmas in Paradise".
• Fitz is mad that Thester doesn't remember a thing about working as his sidekick in Season 2 and turning all of Paradise into a giant pizza from "Operation DD".
• Hopson has the desire to fuck a toaster, which he did before back in "Blimp City".
• Fitz has a purple blimp on his limo, making another callback to the running gag of Pussyland.
• Vlad from "The Shartist" shows up again, still using Randall's clone body.
• Camaro Bob is once again referred to as "The Second Richest Man in Town", after Karen outranked him in "Paradise Found".
• Fitz rimjobs the blowhole of AFKAK's dolphin costume, still very lonely after losing his wife in "The World According to Larp.
• Bill Clinton from "Blimp City" returns and goes in disguise as Camaro Bob.
• After getting arrested in "Ass on the Line", Mrs. Horn no longer works in Room 05 at The Paradise Elementary School and the room has been taken over by a male teacher. However, Mrs. Horn's name is still on the room's plaque on the door.
• Agent Clappers is still pants after first being seen in said form back in "Good Jeans".

Cultural References

• Stanley Hopson editing the episode's intro at his computer and says to the camera, "Ain't I a stinker?". This is a reference to the Looney Tunes episode, Duck Amuck, where Bugs Bunny tormented Daffy Duck at the animation board for the cartoon.
• Fred quotes "Thou shall not pass", in reference to "Lord of the Rings".
• Fred works at Target
• Fred uses Zyrtec for his hystamine.
• Hopson confuses Thester for Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
  • He also confuses Gollum with the Georgian mountain men from "Deliverance", who sodomized Bobby Trippe by a riverbank.
• Hopson had sex with Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
• Thester asks a few questions about Popeye the Sailor Man, such as "Why did Popeye wait so long to eat the spinach?", "Why didn't Bluto eat the spinach?", "Why didn't Olive eat the spinach, especially since she looks bulimic?", and "Why didn't Popeye ever exercise his upper arms?".
  • Robby later asks "If Popeye was strong enough to crush a can of spinach, why didn't he just trust Bluto's windpipe?".
• Robby inhales gasoline, causing him to hallucinate himself and Delbert as Flobby and Belzert from Farzar, respectively.
  • Additionally, Dobby is hallucinated as Zobo, albeit still in the shape of Dobby.
• Randall goes to Sonic and Six Flags in his boat.
• Robby has all his facts about America completely wrong.
  • He believes that in 1492, America was discovered by a jizz-filled schoolbus named Christopher Cumbus, instead of Christopher Columbus.
  • He believes Christopher Cumbus became the country's first president, when in reality, this was George Washington.
  • He believes Christopher Cumbus wrote the ten commandments, when this was actually Moses.
  • He believes Christopher Cumbus fought alongside David E. Lee Roth in the Battle of Van Halen, when he's actually referring to David Lee Roth and confusing him with Robert E. Lee, confederate soldier of the Civil War.
  • He believes Christopher Cumbus invented electricity, when this was actually Benjamin Franklin.
  • He believes Christopher Cumbus died fighting the dinobots on 9/11, when in reality, 9/11 had absolutely nothing to do with anything mentioned here. It was a terrorist attack on the World Trade Center, enacted by Osama Bin Laden and Al-Qaeda.
• Fitz references a post on NextDoor indicating his dolphin wife has returned.
• Vlad posts a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes pissing on Randall's boat. Calvin later shows up to go diarrhea on Randall's boat.
  • This joke is not aleatory, as it's a reference to the "Peeing Calvin" bumper stickers people usually put on their cars to express their distaste for stuff they don't like. [1]
• Robby hotwires a Honda Civic.