Cats

Cats is a Broadway musical-based movie about singing cats. It originally premiered in 1998 to much critical acclaim. However, in 2019, they released a terrible remake to the movie, which was regarded as horrible and unwatchable by everybody who had the unfortunate displeasure of seeing it. The film has been referenced a number of times but the most prominent example was in "The Butt Cut", where there was said to be an unreleased alternate version of the 2019 remake, which featured all the cats showing off their exposed buttholes, also known as "Cats: The Butt Cut".

Biography

In "Big Ball Energy", Bullet told a now morbidly-obese Mr. Meowgi that he reminded him of Rebel Wilson from the 2019 remake of Cats.

In "The Butt Cut", it was revealed that the 2019 remake of Cats was invented by an underground conspiracy group of dogs as a ploy to get everyone in the world to hate cats. This movie worked just as planned, all except for one fatal flaw. During production of the movie, the dogs thought it would be even more degrading to have the cats all have exposed buttholes. However, in focus group testing, it turned out that the addition of exposes anuses actually saved the film and made audiences love cats. Because of this, the dogs had to re-edit the film without the buttholes and hide the exposes butthole copy of the film far, far away. This film was known as "The Butt Cut" and was locked away in an ancient Nipple Temple, deep down in the rainforests of Peru. In 2022, Randall, Dusty, and Hopson ventured down there to retrieve the film. After encountering many booby traps, tarantulas, Rebel Wilson, and finally, an evil pug, who was guarding the film and was defeated with Randall's trusty gun, the trio finally had it released in theaters and exposed to the world, giving everyone a newfound appreciation for cats, (both the remake and the animals).