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Chin Twin is the vestigial twin of Randall Crawford, who is a small face that lives in his chin cleft. His existence is caused by his mother's excessive drinking during pregnancy. He appeared in "Blind Drunk".

Biography[]

Backstory[]

While Mavis Crawford was pregnant with Randall, she drank a bit too much wine, causing a body deformity in her son. When he was born, he ended up having a vestigial face growing off of his chin with a mind of its own. Fortunately for Randall, this "chin twin" was small and buried in his chin cleft so nobody would have to see it.

Current Life[]

In "Blind Drunk", Karen tried drinking wine while pregnant but Randall forced her to stop, saying that his mother drank wine while pregnant with him, causing him to grow a hideous vestigial twin. Randall opened his chin cleft to reveal a gross pink face in there, exclaiming "Kill me!"

The chin twin came back out again later to joke that Lindsey Graham jerks off Bill Clinton.

Later in the episode, the narrator of Dukes of Hazard revealed that Randall got jerked off by a monkey. Randall tried to deny this and said that he never let the monkey finish but his chin twin came out and said that he was lying.

Appearance[]

Chin Twin is a light pink area of flesh in Randall's chin, whose entire entity is really nothing more than just a face. He has two lopsided eyes, a rounded nose, and a mouth full of round and disorderly teeth. He has three darker pink pimples above his eyes and some wrinkles around his face as well.

Personality[]

Chin Twin is a very miserable being with a hell of an existence. As the mutilated, superfluous limb of a body he can't control, Chin Twin is aware that his very life is worthless as he is an ugly deviation that should not exist. As such, he begs for death at all times, knowing that there is nothing for him in this world. Unfortunately, he has been alive for around 50 years and shows no signs of dying even to this day. As the lesser important of the Siamese twins, the Chin Twin is, of course, always being overlooked in favor of Randall, who usually keeps him enclosed in his chin, rarely to be seen by the outside world. However, this doesn't mean that Chin Twin can't still get the drop on Randall and screw with him. In "Blind Drunk", for example, Chin Twin outed Randall as a liar who derived sexual pleasure from getting a hand job from a monkey, which really pissed Randall off and embarrassed him in front of everybody. This goes to show that despite being a tumor, the Chin Twin is truly a very wise and knowledgeable creature, having experienced and observed everything his twin brother does due to his constant presence and is also a brutally honest man, who will occasionally contrast his brother's dishonesty by revealing the world, the blunt and unfiltered truth.

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