Christmas is a national holiday celebrated every year on December 25th, ever since the year 0. It was initially a religious holiday, wherein Christians commemorate the birth of Jesus Christ and while it still is, it has since become ever more recognizable as a fun and festive holiday, associated with a fictional character named Santa Claus, who comes to people's houses every year on this holiday to give presents to all the good little boys and girls of the world.
Notable Christmases[]
- 2014 - In Chicago, Illinois, The Kingpin held people hostage at the Bomb Factory and demanded the Chicago Police Department millions of dollars, a Stealth Bomber piloted by Mike Ditka, and a Chicago-Style Deep Dish Pizza to set them free. Acting police officer, Gerald Fitzgerald accepted these offers but due to the holidays, the only pizza restaurant that was open at this time was Little Caesar's, which made an inadequate pizza. The Kingpin was not satisfied with his pizza and pressed the detonation button, killing himself, and all the hostages inside, leaving Fitz as the only survivor.
- 2018 - On the eve of the holiday, Paradise held a town Christmas Tree Lightning to celebrate the holiday, being hosted by Anton. Dusty Marlow was a performer there, who was planned to sing "Don't Be a Jew This Christmas" for the show but these plans would be canceled later on. Meanwhile, Santa Claus planned to meet Robby in an Abandoned Christmas Tree Factory at midnight, but this was a trap set by Kevin to catch The Kingpin. Kevin got arrested meaning that Dusty needed to fill in for him and meet The Kingpin instead. When Dusty met Santa and found out he was the kingpin of the argyle meth corporation, he fought him to the death, turning Santa into magic Christmas dust that floated away. At this time, the cops of Paradise PD came in and assumed Dusty was the kingpin as he was the only person there and he was arrested, being falsely accused of being the kingpin. Additionally, Randall proposed to Karen and she said yes, planning a second wedding in six months. Out of jealously, Hopson stupidly proposed to Randall immediately after and Randall obviously said no.
- 2021 - Agent Clappers returned home to his broken family just in time for the holidays and showed off his newly reformed testicles, which possessed the magical ability to reconstruct the broken household and even decorate it for Christmas.
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