Cooter Jabowski is the brother of Gina Jabowski. He is a dim-witted, obese redneck with a bad habit of shoving crayons up his nose. He first appeared in "Meet the Jabowskis". He is voiced by Waco O'Guin.
Biography[]
In "Meet the Jabowskis", Gina reunited with her family. Cooter kept shoving crayons up his nose even though Mrs. Jabowski told him to stop. When Cooter sneezed, a bunch of crayons flew out of his nose, which surprised even him. During The Jabowskolympics, Cooter played taser tag with Gina. Like everyone else in the family, Cooter turned out to secretly be a robber. One of the people the Jabowski family robbed was Cooter's harpsichord teacher. When Gina turned on her family, Mr. Jabowski used Cooter as a human shield and he bled out crayons.
In "Task Force", Cooter was in the audience, planning to buy Argyle Meth off of Robby and Delbert.
In "Christmas in Paradise", Cooter gathered around the Christmas Tree Lightning and sang "Jolly Old St. Nicholas" with Bo.
In "Fetal Attraction", Cooter shoved a bunch of crayons up his nose at the dinner table like a dumbass and had dad demanded him to stop acting r******* when a guest was over. Cooter thought that what he was supposed to do is offer some to his guest, Kevin. Cooter later licked the outlet and shocked himself, saying he was licking the house's pussy. Cooter guarded the basement and tried to attack Gina and Kevin when they tried to escape but he just rammed into the wall and hurt himself. He later found out he was mixing up his nose crayons and ass crayons. When Gina attacked Cooter, she squeezed a bunch of crayons out of his ass, making him shit crayons all over his dad and paint him to look like The Scream.
In "What Happens in Twatemala", Gina looked through her scrapbook at all the fond memories she had with Kevin. One of them was going to the hospital with him and her family at the end of "Fetal Attraction". Cooter was pictured in the picture.
In "PARAD-ISIS", Cooter attended Kevin and Gina's Wedding.
Appearance[]
Cooter is a fat Caucasian hillbilly with messy brown hair, thick bushy black eyebrows, and mustache stubble. He wears blue suspenders, with one of the straps undone, exposing his boob.
Personality[]
Cooter is a r******* hillbilly with a bad habit of sticking crayons up his nose. He also shoves crayons up his ass too. He has two separate boxes of crayons. One for his schnoz and one for his sphincter. He is so full of crayons, that every time he secretes bodily fluids, be it snot, blood, piss, jizz, or shit, all that comes out is crayons.
Episode Appearances[]
- Meet the Jabowskis
- Task Force (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Christmas in Paradise (Cameo)
- Fetal Attraction
- What Happens in Twatemala (Pictured)
- PARAD-ISIS (Non-Speaking Cameo)
Trivia[]
- "Cooter" is slang for "Vagina".
- Cooter has a bad habit of shoving crayons up his nose.
- He has his own box of crayons, personally labeled "Cooter's Crayons".
- Cooter also shoves crayons up his ass too.
- Cooter plays the harpsichord.
- He bears a striking resemblance to Terry Two-Toes.