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The Crackhouse is where Robby and Delbert live. They like to hang out there and do crack.
Biography
In "Meet the Jabowskis", Dusty was sent down to the crackhouse to arrest Robby and Delbert for doing crack there. Knowing that Dusty was easy to manipulate, Robby and Delbert asked him to instead remind him of how to be better people by singing them a song. Dusty sang them the song, "Turn This Crack House Into a Crack Home", where he detailed the pure shoddiness of their crackhouse, as he mentioned it was abounding with human remains and Ukrainian sex slaves, both alive and dead. Dusty galvanized them to clean their disgusting domicile and turn it into someplace a little more classy. Robby and Delbert thanked Dusty for their song and made the vacant promise to clean their home as they slammed the door on him and continued to smoke crack.
In "Police Academy", Robby and Delbert repurposed the crackhouse into a discount police academy. Kevin went there after Googling "Cheapest Possible Police Academy" and wound up performing a series of nonsensical, humiliating tasks for Robby and Delbert's entertainment, such as chasing a pig that looked like Steven Seagal, hula dancing in drag for Robby and Delbert, and giving Delbert a handjob.
At the end of the episode, Mrs. Two-Toes went to Robby and Delbert's house and told them that in lieu of her son's death, she needed them to take over the argyle meth business and gave them the burner phone.
In "Task Force", Robby and Delbert organized a bunch of criminals for a meeting at their crackhouse and told them to sell as much argyle meth as they possibly could. However, since most of their criminals got busted by Kevin and his task force, sales went down and the kingpin was upset with them and summoned his men to break into the crackhouse and hack Delbert's arm off. After this betrayal from the kingpin, Robby and Delbert quit the argyle meth game and called Kevin in to tell him everything they knew about the business so he could eventually take it down and avenge Delbert's arm.
In "Big Ball Energy", Fitz tracked down the kingpin of the houndstooth meth corporation to the crackhouse, where Robby and Delbert were playing video games on Cop Bot. It was revealed that Cop Bot was the kingpin and Fitz fought him for the recipe until Dusty came crashing through, trapped inside of a police car inside of a McDonald's, and crushed Cop Bot to death.
In "Who Ate Wally's Waffles?", Robby was briefly seen playing the flute during a snake orgy in the crackhouse and then feeling as though he missed Delbert.
In "Flip the Vote", after being placed under arrest in the previous episode, Randall was forced to stay in Robby and Delbert's crackhouse. While he was under house arrest there, Robby and Delbert made him babysit Dobby.
Residents
- Robby
- Delbert
- Dobby (from "Paradise Found")
- Randall Crawford (house arrest; from "The Father, The Son, and The Post-It Note" to "Flip the Vote")