Dark Zuckerberg is the manager of the Dark Web Headquarters.
Biography[]
In "Task Force", Dusty accidentally put his virginity up for auction on the Dark Web, when he meant to sell his "Virginia T" (a t-shirt of the state of Virginia). He didn't know how to cancel the auction, so he went with Bullet to The Dark Web Headquarters to talk to Dark Zuckerberg about canceling it. Dark Zuckerberg welcomed them to The Dark Web Headquarters and gave them a grand tour of their facility. He showed them such rooms as the sex trade wing, dirty bomb annex, endangered animal prison, and murder for hire department. Other rooms included an MDMA lab, a stolen credit card store, a weapon closet, a rigged voting poll, and an ivory tusk store. Lastly, he took them to the chill out lounge, where workers would take breaks by eating some MDMA, fucking some Romanian hookers, and buying some babies from a vending machine. Dusty told Dark about his accidental virginity bid and asked to cancel it. Dark refused to cancel it, saying that according to his terms of services, which Dusty apparently did not read, the cancellation of his auction would lead to the cancellation of himself, meaning that he'd have to kill him. Dusty got pissed off but Bullet seemed to enjoy himself there, having bought a bunch of products from dark, such as a Romanian hooker, some ivory tusks, a rock of plutonium, and an endangered panda bear.
Trivia[]
- Dark Zuckerberg is a parody on Mark Zuckerberg.