The Dolphin Queen is a dolphin, who used to be at the Paradise Zoo before getting relocated to the sewers. She is currently hailed as queen by the Flipper People. She first appeared in "Parent Trap". She is voiced by Waco O'Guin.
Biography[]
The dolphin was shipped to Paradise Zoo, many years back, making her part of Paradise. While she was there, a bunch of perverted hillbillies broke into the zoo and fucked her. She got impregnated by a few of them and eventually gave birth to numerous half-human half-dolphin Flipper People. Years later, the population of Paradise was teaming with deformed delphindae humanoids. This problem became so bad, that Flipper People were banned to the sewers (sans a few), and their "dolphin queen" was sent down there with them, so they could continue to breed with her all they wanted in their repulsive sub-society.
She was first mentioned in "Ass on the Line", where Randall detailed her aforementioned backstory.
The Dolphin Queen made her first on-screen appearance in "Parent Trap", when Kevin fell into the sewers and ended up in Flipperville. The Leader of the Flipper People took Kevin to the Dolphin Queen and told him to fuck her so that they could have some new genes in the Flipperville population. At that time, the only people who fucked the Dolphin Queen were her inbred offspring, making for an endless cycle of inbreeding that they wanted Kevin to break. However, Kevin escaped before they could force her to fuck the Dolphin Queen.
In "Flip the Vote", flipper people were deemed illegal swimmigrants by Karen, which got them all banned from Paradise. Frank took Fitz down to Flipperville to marry the Dolphin Queen, so he could green card them all back into Paradise. However, the Dolphin Queen would not allow just a simple shotgun wedding. She first wanted to be romanced, which forced Fitz to give her a romantic date, which ended in sex. During this, Frank sang the love song, "Fuck the Fish". Later, Fitz went to check on Randall, who was imprisoned in Robby and Delbert's home after being placed under crackhouse arrest. During his visit, The Dolphin Queen called him and antagonized him, suspecting that he was cheating on her with another dolphin, supposedly one from Seaworld.
In "Operation DD", The Dolphin Queen had become a "team pet" for The Legion of Dooooom. She was shown swimming in a giant aquarium in the middle of Fitz's Lair.
In "Fallout", Fitz woke up next to The Dolphin Queen in bed with him, jerking him off. Fitz freaked out over this because he never remembered marrying her, due to being under the control of The Kingpin at the time. Bullet laughed his ass off at the fact that this happened to Fitz and busted his balls about it all day. Fitz planned to meet up with her and ask for a divorce and wasn't taking no for an answer. However, before he could even tell her anything, she announced that she was pregnant, which pained Fitz deeply. Fitz went underwater with his girlfriend to meet her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Dolphin, who tried to break them up by bringing back Dolphin Queen's old boyfriend, Brad but they still stayed together. In the end, Dolphin Queen gave birth to a beautiful baby boy, who they named Junior, who looked a lot like a mixture between Dolphin Queen and Bullet. Bullet witnessed this and his laughter suddenly stopped when he remembered that he had a fling with the Dolphin Queen and impregnating her. Fitz was completely oblivious to the fact that Bullet was the real father and adored Junior as his very own child, while Bullet awkwardly tried to keep it a secret. From here on, Fitz and the Dolphin Queen decided to try and make their marriage work.
In "Top Cops", The Dolphin Queen moved into Fitz's Apartment with him. To make things more suitable for the DQ, the apartment was filled with water on the floor so that she could have a place to swim. In the bathroom, DQ swam around in his bathtub, while he took a shower in it. Meanwhile, Junior drank out of the toilet. Fitz tried to teach Junior how to say "Piccolo" but all he did was hump his leg. Fitz told his wife that he must get this from her side of the family and Dolphin Queen pretended she had no idea where he really got these dog-like tendencies from.
In "Trigger Warnings", Fitz needed help spicing things up in the bedroom with Dolphin Queen and asked Hopson if he had any advice. Fitz had already tried role-playing with her as a dolphin and a Japanese fisherman, (with Fitz being the dolphin and DQ being the Jap), but that was starting to get old. Hopson asked if he had used a dolphin dildo called the Cloaca Quaker and Fitz said that they'd already been trying that. Hopson's only suggestion was to bring in a third and called up his friend to come down and have a three way with them. When they got ready for their sex date, their visitor came to the door and turned out to be an octopus. Fitz was disturbed by the idea of fucking an octopus but said it made sense and decided he has no choice. The three of them had wild and crazy sex that put Fitz through a hell of a lot of pain. After it was over, a hot sexy girl came to the door and said that she was the third, called up by Hopson to have sex with Fitz and DQ and Fitz realized just how dumb of a mistake he made. Even though Fitz went through Hell, Dolphin Queen enjoyed their sexual endeavor and it really spiced things up for her, just as planned.
In "Showdown at the O-bese Corral", Dolphin Queen shat all over the watery floors and spent tons of Fitz's money on buying fancy high heels. Fitz told her that he was sick of her wasting money and demanded she get a job. Dolphin Queen eventually got a job at Sea World and Fitz thought this job was so great that he rudely quit his job, giving Randall some middle fingers and a big fat fuck you, and moved to Florida with her and Junior, only to find out that she wasn't even working in the show. She was working as a cotton candy vendor, which didn't nearly make enough money for them to live on, especially since DQ's pay got redacted due to her wet flippers dissolving all the cotton candy. DQ admitted to her stupidity and she went back to Paradise with Fitz but on their way there, they ran out of gas and they didn't have the money to buy gas. Fitz bargained with the gas station attendant and he said he'd give them the gas for free in exchange for a picture of Dolphin Queen's vagina. Dolphin Queen refused to give Fitz a picture and sprayed him with gasoline so Fitz had to improvise and give the gas station attendant a picture of his asshole and pass it off as his wife's cloaca. The gas station attendant bought it and Fitz took off with his wife.
Dolphin Queen was mentioned in "Blind Drunk", Fitz sent Dolphin Queen and Junior away to a hotel to get them out of harm's way, while the mutants came to attack him. Dolphin Queen texted him and asked for him to drop by for a visit and have sex with her.
Dolphin Queen was mentioned in "Blimp City", Fitz tried to text Dolphin Queen to tell her where he was, when he found himself in Blimp City but Bill Clinton snatched his phone away and told him that wives were not to know about their mancave.
In "The World According to LARP", Dolphin Queen went to the beach with her family and while she was out getting punch from the bar, Agent Clappers came up to her in disguise as Loquacious Pussyjuice and hit on her but DQ didn't respond. Clappers later found out that Junior was the son of DQ and Bullet, he met up with her in person at Goopy Goobers and blackmailed her. He forced her to put her signature on a forged "Dear John" letter to Fitz and then leave town, or else he'd tell him that Junior wasn't his. Dolphin Queen got all teary-eyed but knew it was her only option, so she signed the letter and then left. Fitz was heartbroken and in tears, under the impression that his wife left him for Loquacious and she hadn't been seen with the family since.
In "Fetal Attraction", Fitz told "Officer Cloppers" that meeting him was the first time he felt happy since his wife left him and that he should go back home and see his family because there's nothing more important than family. Because of the recent loss of his wife, Fitz truly understood the important of marriage and highly encouraged Clappers to get back together with his wife.
Dolphin Queen was directly mentioned for the first time since her divorce in "What Happens in Twatemala", when Fitz told her that he could have never foreseen he'd marry a dolphin in the future.
Dolphin Queen was indirectly mentioned in "PARAD-ISIS", when Agent Clappers revealed to Fitz that Junior wasn't his son, but Bullet's. Fitz revealed later, that he knew Junior was Bullet's the whole time but he just didn't care. The whereabouts of Dolphin Queen are still unknown.
Appearance[]
The Dolphin Queen is a grayish-blue female adult dolphin with a white belly.
Personality[]
The Dolphin Queen is mostly a non-verbal dolphin, with basic dolphin mannerisms. She is a very prolific dolphin, having birthed an entire society's worth of half-human half-dolphin flipper people. She is also very slutty and disgustingly incestuous, having had sex with many of her own children and produced inbred grandkids, many of which she's probably also fucked. Despite her objectionable sexual life, she has still proven to have increasingly high standards when it comes to actual romance, refusing to marry Fitz until after he'd properly "romanced" her first by taking her on a number of classy dates, which inevitably ended in sex. Upon marrying Fitz, she had immediately become very domineering and envious, dedicating a lot of time to stalking him and harassing him with phone calls, where she blindly accused him of cheating on her. As an unofficial member of The Legion of Dooooom, it can be inferred that though mostly inactive, The Dolphin Queen is to some degree, villainous.
Relationships[]
Family[]
- Gerald Fitzgerald - Dolphin Queen married Fitz in "Flip the Vote", while the latter was under the control of his Kingpin persona. Fitz didn't really love Dolphin Queen, in fact, neither did "The Kingpin". The only reason he married her was because he needed to green card the flipper people into Paradise. When Fitz returned to his normal self in "Operation DD", he was in for a little surprise, when he woke up next to Dolphin Queen in bed in "Fallout". Fitz freaked out and didn't want to marry her so he went in to tell her that he wanted a divorce, only to hear she was pregnant with a baby. This brought Fitz to his knees but he knew that the had to continue his relationship with her anyway. So, they prepared for their baby and met DQ's parents and went to Lamaze Class. By the time the baby way born, the two had fallen in love and Fitz decided that he'd made his relationship with Dolphin Queen work. In "Trigger Warnings", DQ and Fitz did a lot of Dolphin/Japanese Fisherman role-playing and using a Cloaca Quaker dildo in the bedroom but they needed to spice things up with an octopus coming in for a three way. In "Showdown at the O-bese Corral", Fitz was sick of Dolphin Queen wasting all his money on expensive designer shoes and told her to get a job, which she did, at Sea World, only to get fired from it later. Despite their problems, Fitz and Dolphin Queen had a steady relationship and they truly loved each other greatly. Their relationship lasted until "The World According to LARP", where Agent Clappers blackmailed Dolphin Queen with info that her son wasn't Fitz's and said that he'd tell Fitz unless she dumped him and left town. Dolphin Queen loved Fitz too much to let him know the truth so she tearfully signed a forged "dear john" letter and left Fitz. It is clear that Dolphin Queen truly loves Fitz and having to dump him really crushed her.
- Junior Fitzgerald - Dolphin Queen is the mother of Junior and she loves him very much. She treats him more like her actual son than any of the flipper people, who she instead treats like loyal subjects and doesn't really talk to anymore.
- Mr. and Mrs. Dolphin - Dolphin Queen does not listen to her parents and rebels against them. Her parents were opposed to her marrying Gerald Fitzgerald but she ignored them and went for it anyway.
- Flipper People - Dolphin Queen is treated like a royal idol by all of the flipper people in Flipperville. During her time reigning as queen of their kingdom, they all had tons of sex with her and she would give birth to more inbred flipper people. With more of the same DNA being inserted into every generation, plus heavier doses of dolphin DNA, each generation of flipper people got more fucked up than the last.
Enemies[]
- Agent Clappers - Agent Clappers hit on Dolphin Queen in disguise as Loquacious Pussyjuice in "The World According to LARP but she didn't respond to his advances. Later, Clappers showed up in person to ruin her marriage by blackmailing her with information that revealed that Junior Fitzgerald was actually the son of her and Bullet, not her current husband, Fitz. He gave her the cataclysmic choice to either dump Fitz and leave or he's break his heart with the truth. DQ chose to leave Fitz and Agent Clappers had her sign a forged "dear john" letter to him, where he claimed that she left him for the hot and sexy Loquacious Pussyjuice.
Love Interests[]
- Brad - Dolphin Queen used to date Brad back in the day but she dumped him because she thought he was a douche. In "Fallout", Mr. and Mrs. Dolphin invited Brad back over to get him back together with DQ but she still rejected him.
- Kevin Crawford - Dolphin Queen tried to have sex with Kevin in "Parent Trap" so that she could populate the community of flipper people with more healthy human DNA but Kevin escaped.
- Bullet - During the three months Dolphin Queen spent, hiding out in the sewers, Dolphin Queen had sex with Bullet after they got drunk and had a fling and then they never talked to each other again. However, she still got pregnant with his baby but lied to Fitz, saying that it was really his.
Episode Appearances[]
- Parent Trap
- Flip the Vote
- Operation DD
- Fallout
- Top Cops
- Trigger Warnings
- Showdown at the O-bese Corral
- Blind Drunk (Mentioned)
- Blimp City (Mentioned)
- The World According to LARP
- Fetal Attraction (Mentioned)
- What Happens in Twatemala (Mentioned)
- PARAD-ISIS (Indirectly Mentioned)
- Diddy's Home (Indirectly Mentioned)
- A Star is Porn (Mentioned)
- Boat! (Mentioned)
- Sack to the Future (Pictured)
Trivia[]
- It is unknown who the regular humans were, who originally fucked her in the first place.
- Due to one of her children (Edna Dorsaldigits) being a senior citizen, (at least 50), it can be implied that the mother dolphin is sometime in her mid to late 50's, as she would have had to be at the age of fertility by the time she was born.
- The average bottlenose dolphin begins to reproduce between the ages of 5-15 and female bottlenose dolphins live on average to be at least 60+ years of age.
- Plothole: Apparently, Dolphin Queen was only pregnant with Junior for three months or less. In reality, the common bottlenose dolphin's pregnancy lasts an entire year.
- The citizens of Paradise hid out in the sewers for three months and during that time, Hopson invented a drink called Fuck It 'N' Forget It, which Bullet drank, causing him to get drunk enough to have sex with the Dolphin Queen, impregnating her with Junior. Shortly after getting out of the sewers, in "Fallout" The Dolphin Queen announced she was pregnant and gave birth to Junior mere days later.