Edna Dorsaldigits is a church organist with a deformed arm, which gives her a dorsal fin. She is an argyle meth distributor, who works for The Legion of Dooooom. She first appeared in "Ass on the Line". She is voiced by Roger Black.
Biography[]
In "Ass on the Line", Edna was quickly ruled out as one of the two suspects of the flipper-finned distributors of argyle meth only for it to come to light later that she actually was the distributor and was selling meth to children at her church. She also, for no reason, mentioned that she masturbates with her feet.
In "Paradise Found", Edna was the organist at Karen and Randall's second wedding/Dusty's execution. Later, she was introduced as a member of The Legion of Dooooom.
In "Flip the Vote", Edna misheard Frank explain politics to her and brought a popular goat to Fitz, saying that she heard if he gets the "popular goat", he wins.
In "Operation DD", Edna had a solo during "Bad Guys Don't Have to be Bad at Being Guys", where she sang that she'll gladly use a knife to slice a victim to pieces but would never dream of verbally sexually harassing a co-worker by telling him "My twat needs to be fed." Frank, however, pointed out that she was lying, as she said that exact thing to him, earlier that morning.
In "Top Cops", Edna, along with the rest of The Legion of Dooooom returned to take their next order from Fitz but Fitz told them that since he returned to being good again, he was disbanding the organization and promting everyone to return to their normal lives. Edna was unhappy about this.
In "PARAD-ISIS", Edna worked as the church organist for Kevin and Gina's Wedding.
Appearance[]
Edna Dorsaldigits is an elderly Caucasian flipper woman with one regular arm and one dolphin flipper arm. She has light silver hair that she wears in a bun. She wears purple-rimmed glasses, blue pearl earrings, a golden necklace with a blue gem in it, a very faded light blue shirt, a long blue skirt, and violet slip-on shoes.
Personality[]
Edna Dorsaldigits is a seemingly sweet-hearted, albeit freakishly mutated, old church lady who is a blessed woman of God who can do no wrong. However, deep down, we get to know that she's secretly a sinful drug-dealer, who sells argyle meth to children. Her personality is just about as repulsive as her genetically disfigured exterior, as she's an unfiltered potty-mouth who sees nothing wrong with describing how she masturbates to children. Edna is also a hard-of-hearing dimwit, whose age causes her to lose her hearing and misinterperet a lot of the things people say, leading to tons of comical misunderstandings.
Episode Appearances[]
- Ass on the Line
- Paradise Found
- Tucker Carlson is a Huge D**k
- The Father, The Son, and The Post-It Note
- Flip the Vote
- Operation DD
- Top Cops
- PARAD-ISIS (Non-Speaking Cameo)
Trivia[]
- Unlike most flipper people, Edna is allowed to live aboveground in Paradise as opposed to being banished to Flipperville, though it's never specified why.
- Edna is also the only flipper person to have one functioning human arm instead of two flipper hands.
- Edna uses her feet to masturbate.