Esmeralda is an old woman, who Stanley Hopson used to date and claimed she was his soul mate, before being sent off to war. Stanley stated they had intended to marry but after the war ended neither could find one another until decades later. She appeared in "Police Academy".
Biography[]
In "Police Academy", Stanley was under the impression he was dead and could only communicate with Dusty. As the earthbound spirit he thought he was, Stanley needed Dusty to complete his bucket list for him and one of the things he needed him to do, was have reunion sex with his long lost ex-girlfriend, Esmeralda. Dusty went into the nursing home, where the old woman laid in a hospital bed with a breathing tube up her nose, and gently woke her up, claiming to be Stanley. Esmeralda was astonished to see him again and wanted to get right down to business. Dusty was repulsed by the fact that he was actually going to lose his virginity to a rotten old hag, but went for it anyway. Dusty's enormous frame on top of Esmeralda's fragile old body, quickly led to the latter getting brutally crushed to death under his weight, turning her into a real ghost, unlike Stanley.
Trivia[]
- The fact that Stanley used to date her proves that he must be bisexual.
- Stanley implies she was just as much of a sexual deviant as him.
- She is the first of two known female love interests of Stanley, with the other being his possibly fictional wife.
- Dusty did not have sex with Esmeralda, as he failed to find his penis before crushing her to death.
- In the very next episode, "Task Force", it was specified that he was a virgin.
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