FOX News is a multinational basic cable conservative news network, headquartered in NYC, New York. The program covers current news, such as social and political issues and it best known for such panelists as Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity. It appears several times in Paradise PD as the primary news outlet watched by conservative characters. In contrast, CNN is watched by the liberal characters.
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In "Black & Blue", FOX News reported on the Shooting of Gerald Fitzgerald. Sean Hannity made an appearance on CNN, where he put words in Gerald Fitzgerald's mouth, claiming that he was a duteous cop defending himself against a rogue black thug. FOX News got into tons of fights with CNN about this social issue. When The Trial of the Century of the Year got out of hand, FOX News was there to report on it and their news vans and copters chased Fitz down the road. However, everything went sideways when Fitz, Dusty, and Gina had a politically confusing orgy, which FOX didn't know how to twist to fit their agenda. This ended with Sean Hannity malfunctioning like a robot and the news channel cutting to commercial.
In "Parent Trap", Tucker Carlson appeared on the news to report on an alleged Gypsie apocalypse, which was a clearly made-up threat. However, Republicans like Randall and Karen worried very deeply about this and feared the Gypsies were after them. Randall told the audience to Google "Tucker Carlson Gypsie Apocalypse" to see that he actually brought this up. Later, at home, the Crawford Family watched Tucker on the news, where he blamed the Gypsies for his tiny inverted penis.
In "Tucker Carlson is a Huge D**k", Tucker Carlson spread more false information on FOX News, claiming that there was an evil feminist terrorist organization called Gal-Qaeda going around, that planned on destroying the dicks of every man in the world. Just to ensure that this was all another one of FOX News' lies, Kevin brought up a slew of nonsensical things Tucker Carlson had stated on FOX News, such as stories about zombie raccoons, murderous panda rapists, and Kanye West having something intelligent to say. It would later turn out that Tucker Carlson was actually telling the truth about Gal-Qaeda. However, the iceberg went deeper than that. It turned out that Tucker Carlson was actually the one behind Gal-Qaeda and that the terrorists weren't feminists. They were the exact opposite; women who worked for FOX News. Tucker's plan was to dissolve the dicks of every man in the world so that his tiny inverted penis would be the biggest dick in the world. After Fitz and Thester fought and killed Tucker Carlson, his role as FOX News panelist was replaced by Bill O'Reilly.
In "Operation DD", Bullet used a cardboard box to pretend he was on FOX News and tell Robby and Delbert that Hillary Clinton is trying to stop them from going into the Paradise Bomb Shelter for protection from the incoming Nuking of Paradise.
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