Frozen Jizz Cubes are a bunch of frozen cubes of Randall's semen that has been sitting in an ice tray in the freezer ever since the turn of the millennium. They appeared in "Ice Ice Babies".
Biography[]
On December 31st, 1999, Randall celebrated Y2K by getting drunk and jerking off, ejaculating into an ice tray. At the time, Karen was changing a crying baby Kevin's diaper and got pissed on. She requested help from Randall but he didn't help and just shot his cum into the tray. After that, he put the ice tray into the freezer and just left it there, where his semen froze and stayed perfectly fresh for years.
In "Ice Ice Babies", which took place sometime in 2021, Randall discovered the ice cube tray and after Karen reminded him what happened, this gave Randall the idea to have another kid by melting these cum cubes down into a Super Soaker and shooting them into Karen's vagina. However, by the time they planned on getting started, Kevin had used all of the ice cubes to make a margarita, which he drank, ruining Randall and Karen's chances of having an intemillennial baby.
In "Trigger Warnings", Randall was still pissed off at Kevin for drinking his jizz and kept reminding him of it.
In "Fetal Attraction", Randall addressed Kevin as his cum-eating son, still not letting go how Kevin ruined his jizz cubes.
Trivia[]
- After drinking a margarita, made with the jizz cubes, Kevin claimed it tasted like asparagus. Kevin had previously made this comment, when he consumed Randall's semen in "Christmas in Paradise", when he kissed it off Karen's lips and said her "lipstick" tasted like asparagus.
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