Goopy Goobers is a fast food restaurant that Dusty goes to every day and always complains about his meal, angering the chef into ejaculating into his food. The restaurant is best known for such sandwiches as the Double Goopy Gobble Goober and the Goopy Goober Gobble Gravy Brisket Biscuit. It's also marketed by its iconic theme song, "Goopy Goobers Theme Song". It first appeared in "Parent Trap". It was destroyed by a giant mutated Dobby in "PARAD-ISIS" but was rebuilt by the events of "King of the Norf".
Biography[]
In "Parent Trap", Dusty and Gina went to Goopy Goobers and talked about Dusty's Native American heritage. A waiter brought Dusty his double goopy gobble goober sandwich but Dusty yelled at him because the order was apparently wrong, as it was only a single goopy gobble goober, when he ordered a double goopy gobble goober. The waiter brought the sandwich back to the kitchen and told the chef about Dusty's complaint. The chef rolled his eyes and blew a snot rocket into his food and then jerked off and blasted a bunch of cum into it. The waiter brought the food back to Dusty and he ate it. Gina noticed that the chef was Native American and as explained by Dusty, he went to Goopy Goobers once a day and had to send his sandwich back every time, explaining why Dusty had Native American DNA.
In "How the Cookie Crumbles", Dusty pestered Fitz in the car, demanding to go to Goopy Goobers but Fitz refused, not only because he already stopped by a bunch of drive-thrus at other restaurants but also because Goopy Goobers is really close by to the Mutant Ghetto and he doesn't want to get spotted by any vengeful mutants. Dusty annoyed Fitz by singing the Goopy Goobers Theme Song, which made him go completely insane and drive off a cliff to kill himself, which only landed the car right in the parking lot of Goopy Goobers, making him feel even more obligated to go there. In the Goopy Goobers restaurant, Fitz hid behind his menu from the mutants and Dusty ate an entire Goopy Goober Gobble Gravy Brisket Biscuit. When they left the restaurant, Fitz was spotted in the parking lot by Clovis but lied to them, saying that he was actually Steve Harvey, which he believed. Meanwhile, inside the restaurant, Randall pulled a prank on Hancock by unscrewing his salt and making him spill his salt all over his eggs. When he tried to tell Karen about his awesome prank, she didn't listen to him, being too invested in working on the Rebuild Paradise Initiative. Randall was sad that nobody cared about him anymore except for Kevin, who he considered to be a "nobody".
In "PARAD-ISIS", a giant mutated Dobby ran rampant around Paradise and crushed Goopy Goobers under his foot. Dusty was very pissed off at him for this.
In "King of the Norf", Dusty tricked Randall and Fitz into taking Mrs. Marlow down to Goopy Goobers, under the guise that she was dead and this was her funeral home. It turned out that Mrs. Marlow was actually faking her death and he was just making them take her to Goopy Goobers because her birthday party was being held there. When Mrs. Marlow awoke, everyone shouted "Surprise" at her, which startled her so badly, she had a heart attack and died for real.
In "Sack to the Future", in an alternate timeline, Kevin worked as a janitor at Goopy Goobers, cleaning shit off the bathroom floors.
Affiliates[]
Employees[]
Customers[]
- Dusty Marlow
- Gina Jabowski
- Gerald Fitzgerald
- Dean Hancock
- Randall Crawford
- Karen Crawford
- Kevin Crawford
- Mrs. Marlow
- Landlord
Menu[]
Episode Appearances[]
- Parent Trap
- How the Cookie Crumbles
- PARAD-ISIS (Destruction)
- King of the Norf (Reconstruction)
- Sack to the Future (Mentioned)
Trivia[]
- The Goopy Goobers slogan is "It's like a blast in your mouth!" with the disclaimer "May contain jizz."
- Goopy Goober could be a pun on the Spongebob Squarepants character, "Goofy Goober".
- In "How the Cookie Crumbles", it was mentioned that Goopy Goobers is located close by to the Mutant Ghetto.
- Goopy Goobers was destroyed, when it was crushed under a giant Dobby's foot in "PARAD-ISIS".
- As of "King of the Norf", Goopy Goobers has since been rebuilt.
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