Jolly Old St. Nicholas is a traditional Christmas song written by Emily Huntington Miller on an unspecified day in December of 1865. A parody of the song was featured in the episode "Christmas in Paradise", sung by various citizens of Paradise at the town's annual Christmas Tree Lightning. The song was humorously juxtaposed with Santa Claus beating the shit out of Dusty Marlow.
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Jolly Old St. Nicholas lives at the North Pole.
He is such a sweet old man, he'd never harm a soul.
His heart as sweet as candy. His beard as white as wool.
He'd never pick up a yule log and crush a fat guy's skull.