Marcos Narcos is a Colombian crime lord, who widely distributes heroin across multiple different countries, making him a very illustrious millionaire. He appeared in "Karla". He is voiced by Roger Black.
Biography[]
In "Karla", Dusty and Bullet bought heroin off of Pedro Pooptooth, (with Dusty thinking it was just chicken sauce). However, one night, the price for heroin went up and they could no longer afford imported heroin from him. Dusty said that their only other option for getting "sauce" was to go to Colombia and buy it straight off of the sugarcane farmer, himself. Bullet knew this meant they had to go down to Colombia and find the crime boss of the entire heroin organization.
Bullet and Dusty went to Colombia to get some heroin from the leader of the industry. When they met him, he introduced himself as Marcos Narcos and lived in a glorious, fancy palace and said that he heard about Dusty and admired his work. Dusty detailed how he killed the chickens he uses his "sauce" on and Marcos Narcos thought he was referring to police officers, making Dusty come across as a ruthless, savage badass, upping his respect with Marcos Narcos. Marcos Narcos said that he was going to dub Dusty with the code name, "El Chefe" and started giving him far more heroin than Pedro did, all for a much lower price.
In "Tucker Carlson is a Huge D**k", Marcos Narcos returned as a member of The Legion of Dooooom, working for Gerald Fitzgerald and selling houndstooth meth.
In "The Father, The Son, and The Post-It Note", Marcos Narcos somehow managed to be beaten bloody after The Legion of Dooooom's run-in with the nunnery at the Catholic Church, despite not being there when they tried to get their money back from the priest. He did, however, join the team on their second fight with the church and got his ass kicked.
In "Flip the Vote", Marcos Narcos helped out Fitz with his campaign by filing some papers. He later shot at the Paradise PD, while they fled town.
In "Operation DD", Marcos Narcos held Paradise PD at gunpoint when they entered Fitz's Lair. He later attended Hopson and Gina's sexual harassment training seminar and sang "Bad Guys Don't Have to be Bad at Being Guys" with the rest of the group.
Despite not appearing in "Top Cops", it can be implied that Marcos Narcos is no longer taking orders from Fitz, as The Legion of Dooooom has dissolved.
Appearance[]
Marcos Narcos is a slightly overweight adult Hispanic man with curly raven hair that has darkly greyed with age and a trapezoid mustache. He wears a magenta buttoned shirt and an illustrious white jacket and matching pants of ivory. He also wears a brown belt with a golden buckle and also dark brown shoes.
Personality[]
Marcos Narcos is an extravagant billionaire, who has made a living off of his massive business of producing and distributing heroin and cocaine to people all across the globe. Marcos Narcos is a very cruel and sadistic man, who has absolutely no problems with killing people. He was rather shocked and blown away when he heard Dusty describe how he massacred his chicken, who he thought were people but at the same time, Marcos Narcos was deeply impressed with Dusty’s villainy and admired how ruthless of a killer he was. Basically, his character is solely derivative of Pedro Escobar, so if you want to know anything about Marcos Narcos as a character, just look up and learn about the behavior of his world famous muse, Pedro Escobar.
Episode Appearances[]
- Karla
- Tucker Carlson is a Huge D**k
- The Father, The Son, and The Post-It Note
- Flip the Vote
- Operation DD
Trivia[]
- Marcos Narcos is a parody on Pablo Escobar, a notorious Colombian drug lord, who worked as the kingpin of a cocaine cartel called "The Medellín Cartel". Like Pablo Escobar, Marcos Narcos is also an extravagant billionaire, who amassed his wealth by distributing heroin, coke, and other hardcore drugs across the border with the help of his drug cartel.
- His name is also a possible reference to the other Netflix original series, "Narcos", which is a crime drama based on the life of Pablo Escobar.
- Unlike the rest of The Legion of Dooooom, Marcos Narcos was absent in the episodes "Paradise Found" and "Top Cops".