Paradise Police Department

Paradise Police Department or Paradise P.D. is the police department of Paradise, Illinois. It is the job site for the police force and is run by chief of police, Randall Crawford. The place had been majorly damaged at the end of the Season 2 finale, "Operation DD" after the whole city was nuked by a nuclear missile. It was finally reconstructed in the Season 3 finale, "PARAD-ISIS", only for it to immediately get destroyed completely by Dobby. Following the destruction of the police station and Randall's incompetence to fix it, Karen fired him and all the other cops from Paradise P.D. entirely. In Season 4, following the termination of the police force, the building was repurposed into a mancave called "The Brozone Lair" and the former police squad was rebranded as "Paradise Party Dudes".

Appearance

Paradise Police Department is a one-story building made out of brown and red bricks. It has a house-like roof line with black shingles. It has an arch doorway, which leads to the brown double front doors, at the top of a few cement stairs. It has some windows on both sides of itself. In front of it is a sign that reads "Paradise Police Department" and an American flag on a podium with a golden plaque with unknown writing engraved on it. On both sides of the building, there are pots of dead bushes. Until Big Ball Energy, there was a large heliport on the roof that was temporarily used to take off and land in the PPD Copter until it was repossessed.

Main Room

The main room is the central conference room of Paradise PD. It has a podium, where Randall Crawford stands to make his speeches. There are also some tables and chairs for the other employees to sit at and listen to him. There are a bunch of corkboards in there, where they put up pictures and notes with all the criminals on them.

Front Room

The front room is the first room you enter as soon as you walk in. It is the waiting room where people go to report crimes directly to the police officers themselves and it includes a desk with a phone and a computer for the receptionist to sit at and take these reports.

Chief's Office

The chief's office is Randall's office, where he does his important business work.

Interrogation Room

The interrogation room is a small, dark stereotypical interrogation room illuminated only by a pendant light fixture hanging from the ceiling, and inside the room is only a single table. It is used by the police department to interrogate suspects when they’re detained or arrested at the police station. Many of these interrogations end violently or gruesomely when suspects refuse to talk, because of Gina’s intervention, causing the room to be littered with blood and teeth, which took Randall two hours to clean in Task Force.

Holding Cell

The holding cell is a miniature prison cell inside of the building, where some of the arrested criminals are incarcerated if they're not being sent to an imprisonment building.

Evidence Locker

The evidence locker is in the back of the main room. It is filled with drugs that have been confiscated from criminals. Bullet spends lots of his time breaking into this room and doing the drugs in there.

Break Room

The break room is to the left of the main room, where the cops usually go to take their lunch breaks. It has a refridgerator, some cabinets, and a table with come chairs.

Front Bathroom

In the front room of the station, there is a small single-person bathroom with a toilet, sink, and trash bin, as well as a large hopper window overlooking the toilet which Randall climbs out of to search for a missing Hopson after he ran from the reporters from Senior Living who came to interview the old man who Randall had just abandoned in the woods.

Rear Bathroom

Somewhere in the back of the station, beyond the Main Room, is a larger unisex bathroom containing four stalls and at least two urinals. It also contains at least one sink, a mirror, and a small trash can. In Who Ate Wally's Waffles?, a mysterious janitor enters the bathroom and mops up Hopson, who had just melted into an amorphous blob of human on the floor and was stuck, to which he protests loudly to no avail, and also points out that the department doesn’t even have a janitor.

Basement

The basement is an unfinished room underneath the building that's underground. It has brick walls and a concrete floor.

Precog Chamber

As of "Paradise Found", Paradise P.D. was upgraded with a dark metallic chamber that had a pool of clear goo that contained three lifeless bodies known as "precogs". Every now and then, these precogs would rise from the water and their eyes would start glowing, which would mean they're predicting a crime from the future. A wooden ball would roll out of a tube with a message printed on it, which says what the future crime will be. Paradise P.D. had this room until the episode "Big Ball Energy" when it was repossessed.

Affiliates

The original Paradise Police Force. From left to right: , , , , , , and . — The original Paradise Police Force. *From left to right: Stanley Hopson, Gerald Fitzgerald, Kevin Crawford, Randall Crawford, Bullet, Dusty Marlow, and Gina Jabowski.*

Current Workers

Hobo Cop (on & off)

Former Workers

Blackie Chan (deceased)
Prop Cop (deceased)
Handi-Cop (deceased)
Ronny (deceased)
Donny (deceased)
Agent Clappers (as "Officer Cloppers"; presumably quit)
Randall Crawford (fired)
Gina Jabowski (fired)
Dusty Marlow (fired)
Gerald Fitzgerald (fired)
Stanley Hopson (fired)
Bullet (fired)
Kevin Crawford (fired)

Party Dudes

Following the dismantling of the police department and its rebranding as a mancave in Season 4, the former cops (sans Gina) had changed job titles to "Party Dudes". They remained at the same facility, albeit instead of working, they just chilled out and partied.

Trivia

The police department's emblem is a wrinkled ass, as pointed out by Gerald Fitzgerald and Kevin Crawford in "Welcome to Paradise". Randall claims it's actually a sunset he drew in Microsoft Paint, however, in the next episode: "Ass on the Line", he admits that the drawing is really a wrinkled ass: is a tribute to a case involving a dismembered butt that Randall failed to solve about 30 years before the series begins.
One of the Wanted posters on the wall depicts a criminal, who looks similar to Steve Williams from Brickleberry only bald and with a mustache.
The building's new name "The Brozone Lair" is a pun on the term "The Ozone Layer".
Technically speaking, the only remaining member of the police force is Hobo Cop, since Karen let him keep his job in "The Brozone Lair". Hobo Cop manages the entire police force on his own and is thoroughly competent at his job, as seen in "The Butt Cut".
Under the police station's rebranding as "The Brozone Lair", Randall comes up with several fun nicknames for the Party Dudes throughout Season 4, whenever he enters the room to greet them.
- "Brozonites" - "The Brozone Lair"
- "Brozoners" - "Diddy's Home"
- "Brozaniacs" - "A Star is Porn"
- "Mi Broz-a-Mundos" - "The Butt Cut"