Marion "Pat" Gordon Robertson was an old man, who preaches about Christianity on The 700 Club and propogates a lot of bigoted rhetoric about non-Christians, left-wingers, women, and especially people of the LGBT community. He is one of the chairmen of The Legion of Dooooom, selling houndstooth meth to the citizens of Paradise. He first appeared in "Dungeons & Dragnet". He is voiced by Tom Kenny.
Biography[]
In "Dungeons & Dragnet", Bullet wanted to trick his religious girlfriend, Chassidy into giving him a blowjob, so he edited an episode of The 700 Club to make Pat Robertson say that God condones fellatio. The clips were obviously edited but Chassidy believed it because she was an idiot.
In "Paradise Found", Pat Robertson was one of the villains to returned as a member of The Legion of Dooooom. When Fitz questioned how he was villainous, Pat Robertson said that he believed that the gay community was directly responsible for the Septemeber 11th terrorist attacks.
In "Tucker Carlson is a Huge D**k", The Legion of Dooooom was wondering what "Operation DD" was. Pat Robertson said that he hoped it stood for "Operation Double D" so everybody could grow breasts and tittyfuck each other. Everyone looked at him like he was a complete freak and Pat quickly backtracked, saying that these weren't his words. He was just quoting something that The Devil would say.
In "The Father, The Son, and The Post-It Note", Pat Robertson hired Jesus Christ to help him and the rest of The Legion of Dooooom steal money from The Catholic Church. Jesus said that he'd only help Pat if he stopped being a homophobe. Pat told Jesus that he couldn't be a homophobe because he was sexually attracted to him. Jesus was put off by this but Pat backpedaled and just nervously said "Hi." and blushed.
In "Flip the Vote", Pat Robertson made phone calls to campaign for the mayoral election of Gerald Fitzgerald.
In "Operation DD", Pat Robertson worked with The Legion of Dooooom to enact "Operation: D.D." He also sang with the rest of the villains in the song, "Bad Guys Don't Have to be Bad at Being Guys".
In "PARAD-ISIS", Pat Robertson returned as one of the members of The International Society of Insulted Selebrities, insulted by the way Paradise PD had made fun of him. He held up Kevin and Gina's Wedding at 24 Hour Drive Up Weddings, before getting his ass kicked by Gina Jabowski.
Appearance[]
Depicting the real person, Pat Robertson is a Caucasian male senior citizen. He has gray hair, a droopy wrinkled face, and he wears a tan shirt, white undershirt, and blue striped tie.
Personality[]
Pat Robertson was originally just a one-time character, who solely represented a typical Pat Robertson archetype. He was highly religious and he preached his beliefs on The 700 Club. There was little to no other substance to his character. When he returned in "Paradise Found", he became a villain. He exhibited lots of insane political rhetoric and conspiracy theories. For instance: He believed that the LGBT community was directly responsible for 9/11. Despite his blatant and dedicated homophobia, Pat Robertson is not-so-secretly a depraved bisexual, who has many bizarre sexual fetishes for men and even a habit for jerking off to pictures of Jesus.
Episode Appearances[]
- Dungeons & Dragnet
- Paradise Found
- Tucker Carlson is a Huge D**k
- The Father, The Son, and The Post-It Note
- Flip the Vote
- Operation DD
- PARAD-ISIS
Trivia[]
- Pat Robertson quoting "The gays did 9/11", is a reference to commentary he made on The 700 Club on September 13th, 2001, wherein he, along with Jerry Falwell, claimed that ACLU, Pagans, abortionists, feminists, and the LGBT community were partly responsible for the then-recent September 11th terrorist attacks on The World Trade Center. [1]
- Despite being a dedicated homophobe, Pat Robertson is a bisexual, who has exhibited very bizarre sexual fetishes for men. In "Tucker Carlson is a Huge D**k" he said that he wanted everyone (including men) to grow racks of double ds, so he could tittyfuck them. In "The Father, The Son, and The Post-It Note", Pat was in love with Jesus Christ and even admitted to masturbating to pictures of him.
- Pat Robertson is the second character in the show to be a homophobic Christian evangelist, who is secretly gay, himself. The first one is Preacher Paul.