September 25th, 2018 is the 268th day of the 19th year of the 3rd millennium anno dominie. It is a pivotal date in the lore of Paradise PD as it's the day when Terry Two-Toes was arrested and then murdered by his undercover boss.
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Early in the morning of September 25th, 2018, Randall had all of the Paradise PD cops ordered into the main room, where he ranted and raged about how nobody had any leads on Terry Two-Toes or the argyle meth case. Randall sarcastically said that maybe if they all sit around on their assholes, Terry, himself, would just walk right in and introduce himself, which he did. Terry and two of his minions came in, pissed off at Kevin for attacking his mother, the day prior and they opened fire on him and all the cops of Paradise PD but they all hid behind Dusty Marlow, who functioned as a human shield. After the criminals ran out of ammo, they left, leaving Dusty in a great deal of pain.
Later that day, the cops went to the Paradise Hospital to get Dusty checked. According to Dr. Funtlichter, Dusty was in perfectly good health, since he was so fat, none of the bullets even broke through all of his layers of skin. While at the hospital, Karen came in and told Kevin that she had to unfortunately let him go from the force because of how dangerous the job was. Kevin was very upset about this.
Kevin went back to the police department and turned in his crossing guard materials in a huff. Robby and Delbert stood in the police station's holding cell and saw how upset he was. Kevin explained his problems and the two of them offered to show him where Terry Two-Toes Secret Hideout was in exchange for him setting them free. Kevin knew that setting them free was unethical but he really wanted to prove he was good enough of a cop to be let back on the force, so he took them up on that offer.
Robby and Delbert took Kevin down to Terry Two-Toes Secret Hideout and he went in disguise as an Italian guy named Galaga Dig Dug. There, he heard that Terry Two-Toes planned to kill Karen Crawford and take over her role as mayor of Paradise. After this meeting, Kevin called him mom to warn her about this but she didn't seem to give a shit and her only concern was that her son was still snooping around in police business.
That afternoon, Karen saw her then-boyfriend, Dr. Dinkle at Dinkle's Dentistry for a little sex date. She took his socks off for sex and saw that he only had two toes. Dr. Dinkle knew the jig was up and ripped off his disguise, revealing that he was Terry Two-Toes. Terry tied Karen up in dental floss and told her that he was going to blow up the dentistry and kill her. Karen sent out a silent distress call to Paradise PD on her phone, which Hopson answered.
The cops were quick to show up on the scene and they all went in to save Karen. They started by using Dusty as a human shield to bypass Terry's minions. Fitz drank some Old Spice cologne and then attacked the minions with his bindle. When they got into the building, Bullet tickled Dusty's nose and made him sneeze out all the bullets, which killed a bunch more minions inside the building. Then, they broke into the room where Karen was and Bullet got high on nitrous oxide and hallucinated his dead friends attacking Terry Two-Toes. Terry threatened to blow the entire building up if the cops took a single step closer and Kevin heroically came in and threw a metal-shopped stop sign at him, chopping his arm off. Gina came in for the finishing blow and arrested him, making Terry's arrest her 100th arrest of her career, which went into her scrapbook. Randall saved Karen and she fell back in love with him and said that they should go on a date later that night. Randall then ordered Hobo Cop to defuse the bomb but Fitz had the better idea to just send in a newly bought Bomb Defusing Robot to defuse it. However, the bomb defusing robot, itself blew up because it was designed by Samsung.
When the cops went back to Paradise PD, they had Terry locked up in the holding cell. Randall thought that Kevin's heroism demonstrated that he was worthy of being a cop and rehired him to the team. He also got ready for his date with Karen but because he ran out of testosterone patches, his mustache fell out and he sprouted tits.
At exactly 10:30PM, Gerald Fitzgerald, under the influence his kingpin persona, infiltrated the Paradise Police Department after hours and opened the holding cell, presumably to set Terry Two-Toes free. However, he instead took out his gun and shot him dead. To ensure nobody would know what he did, Fitz threw out the security footage in the trash, framed the murder as a suicide, and fled the scene.
Around this exact same time, Randall stood up Karen on their date due to him growing boobs and instead spent his night, going to the strip club to perform, with his hot new feminine body. Randall's stripper stage name was Summer Sausage and he got a lot of tips from horny guys, including Hopson, who eventually flat out, had sex with him. Both of them were very embarrassed about this afterwards, so they both chose to keep it a secret and say nothing about it.