The Shit Stick is a weapon owned by Paradise Police Department. It can be used to wack people with, which causes them to defecate uncontrollably. It first appeared in "Paradise Found".
Biography[]
In "Paradise Found", Randall announced to Kevin that with the new technology updates given to Paradise Police Department, one of their new high-tech devices was the shit stick. Randall demonstrated the shit stick on Hopson, causing him to shit himself into the air on a geyser of fecal matter, which was filled with Funko Pops that he had previously shoved up his ass. Later, Kevin fought Fitz with the shit stick (while the latter was in disguise as Captain Crunch). After making Captain Crunch shit, Kevin made the mistake of tapping himself with it, making himself shit too.
In "Operation DD", Dusty revealed that he was secretly hiding the shit stick in his fat rolls so that it would never get repossessed. Paradise P.D., Karen, and Thester used the shit stick to blast themselves over Fitz's newly built border wall around Paradise on a geyser of Dusty's shit, so they could break in.
Trivia[]
- The shit stick is one of the few new technologies to not be revoked by Repo Depot, having been hidden by Dusty.
- The shit stick was most likely influenced by "The sick stick" from the movie Kick-Ass 2 (2013), in which when utilized made people puke violently and occasionally soil themselves.