Summer Sausage is the stage name of Randall Crawford, when he works as a stripper. Whenever Randall stops using his testosterone patches, he grows big feminine boobs, which make him a perfect hermaphroditical stripper.
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Summer Sausage made her first appearance in "Christmas in Paradise", where it was revealed via flashback that due to Randall running out of testosterone patches and sprouting enormous tits on September 25th, 2018 in "Welcome to Paradise", Randall started working as an androgynous stripper named "Summer Sausage", who touted herself as a "continental breakfast" with melons on top and a sausage below. Randall was embarrassed about this and tried to keep it a secret from Kevin but Kevin forced it out of him at gunpoint, assuming the real secret he was hiding was that he shot Terry Two-Toes. After this story came out to the public, Hopson admitted to having a fling with Summer Sausage that night and said that this is why he tried to cover up Randall's story too. Hopson was clearly not over Summer yet and even proposed to Randall, so that he could spend the rest of his days fucking Summer.
In "Paradise PD Meets Brickleberry", Randall went in disguise as Summer Sausage and worked at the Hazelhurst Titty Bar, so that he could catch The Poachmaster General in the act.
In "PARAD-ISIS", Randall brought back Summer Sausage and moonlit as a stripper to pay for his upcoming baby. However, Summer ended up awkwardly being hired to work at Kevin's bachelor party, which disturbed both of them. Summer demanded her $26 but Kevin told her that he wasn't paying her without a show, expecting her to leave without getting paid. However, Summer instead put on a show for Kevin that involved her throwing her bra off, doing a handstand, and forcing Kevin's face into her ass with her legs. Hopson watched in sexual pleasure for this entire event.