The Butt Cut

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The Butt Cut
Season 4, Episode 6, Overall 36
Written by Waco O'Guin and Roger Black
Directed by Brian Mainolfi
First Aired: December 16, 2022
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The Butt Cut is the sixth episode of Season 4 of Paradise PD. It is the 36th episode, overall.

Synopsis

Randall needs to find the butt cut of Cats to keep himself from dying on July 13th.

Plot

TBA

Characters

Major Roles

• AFKAK Crawford
• Randall Crawford
• Bullet
• Dusty Marlow
• Gerald Fitzgerald
• Stanley Hopson
• Charles Lovely
• Thester Carbomb IV
• Macho Man
• The Witch
• Pharmacist
• Pug

Minor Roles

• Gina Jabowski
• Karen Crawford
• Baby Kevin
• Snuggle Me Lovely Doll
• Gary
• Bullet's Belly
• Mark Zuckerberg
• Corey Ramando
• James Corden
• Tarantulas
• Rebel Wilson
• Frank Flipperfist (Cameo)
• Muttley (Cameo)
• Scooby Doo (Cameo)
• Snoopy (Cameo)
• Mark Zuckerberg (Cameo)
• Phil (Cameo)
• Buster (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• Hobo Cop (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• Lovely Corp Female Worker (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• Yucko the Clown (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• Sir Ian McKellen (Mentioned)
• Claudius Crawford (Mentioned)

Songs

• We're All Chimney Sweeps

Trivia

• Stanley Hopson is a Republican.
  • Hopson is also homophobic, despite being very bisexual, himself.
• Bullet is 7 years old, making him 49 in dog years.
• Bullet breaks the fourth wall to announce his C-Story.
• Randall's side of the family suffers from something called "The Crawford Curse", where every member of the family dies at age 50, specifically on July 13th. It all started 200 years ago when Randall's great ancestor, Claudius Crawford, burned 100 witches at the stake and they had their revenge by bestowing the curse onto him.
  • It's discovered later that this curse was completely made up by Hopson.
• Charles Lovely doesn't have a pulse.
• Charles Lovely can contact people in the ethereal plain.
• Fitz reads a Gun-Ho magazine, just like Gina used to.
• Macho Man betrays Lovely Corp to tell AFKAK about The Eternal Reckoning.
• This episode ties Brickleberry in longevity with 36 episodes.

Continuity

• Frank shits on a painting he's making just like Dusty did in "The Shartist".
• Cory Romando from "Who Ate Wally's Waffles?" re-appears and references to how Dusty made the shitty Disney reboot of "Wall-Eyed Wally".
  • Cory Romando has since been fired from Disney and now works for NBC.
• Hobo Cop continues working as a cop for the Paradise Police Department, still being the only cop to keep his job in "The Brozone Lair".
• Fitz goes to a wedding at the Catholic Church from "The Father, The Son, and The Post-It Note".

Cultural References

• Bullet was a muse in a recreation of Dogs Playing Poker, painted by Frank Flipperfist.
• The Witch looks for an unreleased version of the movie, Cats, called "The Butt Cut", where all of the cats have exposed buttholes.
• Bullet turns into other cartoon dogs such as Muttley, Scooby Doo, and Snoopy.
• Randall tells the humanized version of Bullet that he looks like the voice of Comedy Central, referencing to his voice actor being Kyle Kinane, who also does voiceover work as the on-air announcer for Comedy Central.
• AFKAK looks up Chuck Lorre by mistake.
• A cutaway gag features the Congressional Hearings of Mark Zuckerberg, also known as the Facebook-Cambridge Analytica Data Scandal, where Mark Zuckerberg was on trial for Facebook stealing people's data.
• Randall Googles how much Joe Peschi weighs.
• Thester's song is a parody of "Chim Chim Cher-ee" from "Mary Poppins".
• Corey Romando now works for NBC instead of Disney.
• NBC movie posters parody real movies.
  • Despicable You parodies Despicable Me.
  • Fasting & Furious parodies The Fast & The Furious.
• Corey got fired from Disney after saying the word "Gay" in Florida. This is a reference to Florida Parental Rights in Education Bill or the "Don't Say Gay Bill".
• Corey asks if Zendaya can play the witch in the story dusty has to tell about a witch, referring to Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman.
• Yucko the Clown from The DAMN! Show appears in a clown car that crushes Randall and again, when the same clown car crushes Gary.
• Randall and Dusty's plot of going to the Nipple Temple in Peru is a parody on Indiana Jones.
• The scene where Randall and Dusty entered the Nipple Temple and the latter begins playing with the lever causing different sets of traps to harm the former is similar to the short episode of Looney Tunes Cartoons, "Curse of the Monkeybird".

Errors

• Critical Research Failure: Corey Ramando was fired from The Walt Disney Company for violating Florida's infamous "Don't Say Gay Bill". However, Disney is very much opposed to the Don't Say Gay Bill and has publicly feuded with Governor Ron DeSantis to work toward getting it repealed. Given the company's take on the bill as well as their performative retaliation in representing the LGBT community in their media, it doesn't make sense that they'd fire an employee over supporting their own politics.

Gallery

See: The Butt Cut/Gallery