Turn This Crack House Into a Crack Home is a song sung by Dusty Marlow in the episode "Meet the Jabowskis" to teach Robby and Delbert to stop doing drugs and start living a cleaner and more legal lifestyle.
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It's time to turn this crack house into a crack home.
It's time to sweep up all these rotten human bones.
It's time to hose of all your Ukrainian sex slaves
and throw all those dead ones into open graves.
It's time to say bye-bye to the crack dealers you've blown.
It's time to turn this crack house into a crack home.