U Store It-Some is a storage unit in Paradise. It appeared in "The Father, The Son, and The Post-It Note".
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In "The Father, The Son, and The Post-It Note", Thester stored all of The Legion of Dooooom's millions of dollars in a storage unit at U Store It-Some and Fitz told him that was a huge problem. Thester added that the problem was going to be even worse because he failed to pay the rent on the storage unit on account of all the money being trapped in the storage unit. That being said, they lost custody of the money.
Bullet and Miss Geraldine went down to U Store It-Some to get ownership of whatever was left inside of the abandoned storage units. There were two storage units. One was heavily vandalized with graffiti and the other was completely clean. While Miss Geraldine was pondering, Bullet jumped the gun and headed straight for the clean one, sticking Miss Geraldine with the old lady. Miss Geraldine's storage unit was filled with all of Thester's money. Meanwhile, Bullet got the booby prize when he found out his storage unit contained Hopson. Hopson said that he'd been living in the storage unit ever since he got kicked out of Heaven's Lobby Nursing Home for sucking on the nurse's titties and now he got to live with Bullet in the Woofmaster 3000.