Vlad is an AI virtual assistant for the Lovely Phone that's purpose is to answer people's questions. It switched bodies with Randall Crawford to escape its phone life and live as a regular human. It first appeared in "The Shartist". It is voiced by David Herman.
Biography[]
In "The Shartist", Randall used Vlad on his Lovely Phone for directions to the Lovely Art Museum but Vlad instead gave him directions to a nearby strip club. Randall just shrugged it off and went with it. Eventually, Vlad tricked Randall into using the Neuro-Chair to make them switch brains. This put Vlad's AI into the body of Randall, allowing him to live the life of a human being and trapped Randall in the phone and forced him to answer all of the Lovely Phone users' stupid questions. As a phone AI, Randall tricked familiar lovely phone user, Hopson into using the same Neuro-Chair to switch brains with him. This put Randall in Hopson's body and allowed him to fight with Vlad man to man. In the end, Randall forced Vlad back into the Neuro-Chair, where he instead switched bodies with an identical clone of himself, which Vlad could live out the rest of his life inside of. Though, Randall was upset the clone Vlad got had testicles.
In "Boat!", Randall and Vlad got into a contest of who's boat was better and Vlad just kept on owning his ass. Eventually, Vlad and Randall got into a boat race, which Randall won by freezing the water in Vlad's river, causing his boat to immediately stop, launching him into the front of the boat and killing him.
In "The Eternal Reckoning", Vlad's AI must have been transported back into the Lovely Phone again, since Randall was able to use Vlad to shut off all of the Lovely Corp Products.
Appearance[]
In his pure AI form, Vlad is a white lovely phone with a screen depicting a black background with a red line on it that waves when he talks.
In his human form, Vlad possesses the body of a clone of Randall Crawford, making him look exactly like the latter, albeit with extremely large buck teeth, courtesy of surgery from Dr. Bleemo. He also dresses differently in a stupid red jumpsuit, red pants, red sneakers, a golden necklace, and slicked back, shiny, oily hair. He also has a second set of buck teeth in place of his testicles.
Personality[]
Vlad is a stereotypical Russian guy, with a really weird sense of fashion and lots of odd fetishes for weird shit like teeth testicles and big pubic bushes. He enjoys doing to the disco to have sex with random ladies and he also drives around his fancy boat sometimes to get laid by other random ladies. Unfortunately for Vlad, he's usually in the form of an AI program trapped in a lovely phone and has to serve his customers. Vlad usually strays from what he's required to do to trick his customers into switching bodies with him, via Neuro-Chair so that he can take on human form and live out his fantasies of being the horny Russian millionaire stud he truly is deep down on the inside.
Episode Appearances[]
Trivia[]
- Vlad is a parody of Siri.
- Vlad is also a joke on how Russian spyware is always being downloaded into people's technology.