The Watermelon is a watermelon, with a female face drawn on it, complete hole carved into it. Kevin Crawford pretends it's his imaginary girlfriend and has sex with it from time to time. On the other side of the watermelon, is a drawing of Randall Crawford. It appeared in "Dungeons & Dragnet".
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In "Dungeons & Dragnet", Kevin had a watermelon with his dad's face drawn on it. He was talking to the watermelon and making it talk as though it was really Randall. Kevin flipped the watermelon over and revealed that it had a drawing of a woman's face on the other side that had a hole cut in the mouth area for him to stick his dick into and fuck. Fitz and Randall both agreed that this was weird but Fitz pointed out that he saw Randall fucking a watermelon once too. Randall defended himself by saying it was actually a honeydew.
In "Parent Trap", Kevin mentioned all of the weird things he's fucked in the past. One of these was a watermelon.
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